Chandler Woman Renting Out Retired Drug Dog to Patrol Teens’ Bedrooms

Attention Valley teens: Just when you thought your weed stash was safely hidden from your parents, get ready to say “fuuuuucccck!”A Chandler woman has started a business called Desert Drug Dog, where she rents out her retired, drug-sniffing dog to parents who suspect their teens of using drugs.Amy Halm and…

Two Prescott Valley Dimwits Arrested for Urinating on Cop Car

A Prescott Valley police car took a golden shower and two men got arrested after witnesses say they pissed on the car as it stereotypically sat in a Denny’s parking lot over the weekend.Prescott Valley Police Sergeant Art Askew tells New Times that, about 2:30 Saturday morning, Nathaniel Stropko and Jasen Venable,…

Wig Bandit Leader Sentenced to More Than a Century in Prison

The leader of a group of Valley bank robbers, who wore wigs during the majority of their heists, was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison, the U.S. Attorney’s Office announced today.Julio Cesar Feliciano, Jr., 46, was sentenced to 106 years in federal prison this morning for his role…

Joe Arpaio Refuses New Times Invitation for a Beer

Back in December, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio participated in a Meet the Press-type discussion at ASU’s Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication, and before getting heckled out of the room by some overzealous protesters, he told the panel how much he missed the days when a reporter…

Hot Links: Loop 202, Andre Leteve, and Sedona Cliff Diving

Three teenage boys are suspects in a string of Mesa fires. Fire crews responded to six blazes within an hour on Sunday, including one inside a vacant home. The teens, two age 13 and one age 17, were questioned for several hours and booked into the Southeast Juvenile Facility in…

Tempe Police to Conduct “Special Enforcement” for Next Two Weeks

The Tempe Police Department, in collaboration with the Governor’s Office of Highway Safety, will conduct “special enforcement” of busy Tempe intersections for the next two weeks, the department announced today.Lucky for you, the department was kind enough to give us a list of places they will be patrolling extra hard, which…