Hot Links: Fiesta Bowl, Mesa Police Chief, and Casinos

The Fiesta Bowl canceled its plan to ask the state for a $300,000 subsidy after the Arizona Sports and Tourism Authority said it would be illegal. The Fiesta Bowl wanted expenses capped for next year’s national championship college football game, with some expenses reverting to the sports authority. But the…

Andrew Thomas Raises Just $25K in Quest to Be AZ Attorney General

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas, who’s exploring a run for state attorney general this fall, has so far drummed up just $25,070 in donations, according to newly filed documents at the Secretary of State’s office.That figure stands in stark contrast to the fundraising of Thomas’ chief rival, fellow Republican Tom Horne…

World-Renowned Private Investigator Joins Search for Baby Gabriel

A private investigator well-known for tracking down Marlon Brando’s son in the 1970’s has joined the search for the 8-month-old Tempe baby who went missing more than a month ago.Jay J. Armes, who ironically has two metal arms after his were blown off in an explosion when he was 12 years…

Spike Lee Tells Black and Latino NAU Students to “Wake Up”

Spike Lee, film director and prolific NBA pest, was in Flagstaff last week, where he spoke to students at Northern Arizona University about education and race. Lee, who is responsible for “joints” like Get on the Bus, Do the Right Thing, and Bamboozled, told students that Latino and African-American students…

John McCain Pro-Asterisk for Roid-Head Baseball Players

If it were up to John McCain, professional baseball players like Mark McGwire, Alex Rodriguez, and Jose Canseco, should have an asterisk next to their names in baseball record books because they admitted to, or were busted for, taking steroids.The comments came when McCain appeared on Sports 600 (KTAR) this morning.The…

Budget Cuts Cause Coconino County to Suspend D.A.R.E. Program

State and county budget cuts have forced the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office to suspend the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program for students in the county’s elementary schools.The D.A.R.E. program started nationally in 1983, and the CCSO has participated in the it for more than 20 years.For anyone unfamiliar with D.A.R.E.,…

Tempe Man Gets Stomped by Herschel Walker in MMA Fight

A 25-year-old Tempe man got trounced by 47-year-old former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker on Saturday night in a mixed-martial-arts fight in Sunrise, Florida (a shot from the fight is at left).We’re not huge fans of these sort of fights — there’s just something a little unsettling…

Hot Links: Sick Cats, Drop Houses, and Mesa Museums

A Phoenix woman is facing jail time after trying to help a cat. ILeen Kay Barner has been in a dispute with a neighbor in the 2100 block of west Union Hills Drive, and had been served with a court order to stay away from the neighbor’s property. But when…

January 29 In Blogs: Revolver Lounge, Beer Cheese, and Guns

In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Up on the Sun: 2010’s Best Album Cover Is Here; Everyone Else Can Stop Trying Revolver Lounge…

Marijuana Shipment Found in Septic Tank Truck

Even the Discovery Channel’s Dirty Jobs show isn’t likely to touch this one: A Tucson man was busted on Wednesday after state troopers found 700 pounds of marijuana in the septic tank truck he was driving. The Arizona Department of Public Safety stopped the truck on Interstate 19 near Tubac and found…

Kurt Warner Calls it Quits; Thanks for Not Favre-ing Everyone, Kurt

What we feared has finally happened: Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner today announced his retirement from football.There’s some good news and some bad news following Warner’s press conference to announce his departure. The bad (obviously) is that the Cardinals must say goodbye to a great quarterback, a future Hall-of-Famer. The good…

Two Valley Residents Busted in Catfish-Smuggling Ring

Two Valley residents, as well as a Florida man, have been named in a 28-count federal indictment for smuggling hundreds of thousands of pounds of seafood into the country illegally.Considering the possible penalty of 20 years in prison, they may have been better off smuggling cocaine.The indictment, which was handed down…