Tater Tots and a Video from the Nativists Featuring Yours Truly

On this day after Thanksgiving, I want to show my appreciation to the nativist knuckleheads who’ve helped me fill endless blog items with reports on their stupidities and racist deeds. Without you white pride doofuses to kick around, all I’d have left would be neo-Nazis, bigoted politicos, corruption, and Sheriff Joe. Of…

Hot Links: Homemade Bombs at NAU, a Reattached Hand, and the Phoenix Suns

The Phoenix Suns beat the Memphis Grizzlies 126-111 in Phoenix Wednesday night. The win was the Suns 15th consecutive home victory and gave the team the best record in the NBA at 12-3…A West Valley Mayo Clinic has stopped accepting a certain types of Medicare patients. The Arrowhead Family Medicine practice is citing low reimbursements as the…

On Spreading Stereotypes and Buying into the Reconquista

I live in a little village in England in a house that’s 200 years old, just down the hill from a tiny church so old that it was actually built before God said, “Let there be light,” thus proving that Stephen Hawking is a blowhard. The only industry around here,…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, November 26, 2009

THE DEFIANT ONES Uh, Joe’s a politician, not a cop: We’re sick and tired of New Times always bashing the best police officer we have, Joe Arpaio, and building up those who oppose his crime fighting. This only helps the criminal element. That’s why it was nice to see The…

Editorial Assistant Wanted

Phoenix New Times has an immediate opening for an editorial assistant (35 hours per week). This position is perfect for an organized self-starter who derives satisfaction from handling multiple tasks and working independently on long-term projects. Ideal candidates will have a college degree, excellent communication, computer, grammar, and math skills,…

Suns Host Bad-As-in-Bad Memphis Grizzlies, Sans the Toxic Allen Iverson

The Memphis Grizzlies aren’t good. Like, not good like the St. Louis Rams. Crappy like the Phoenix Coyotes. Sucky like your sister-in-law’s Thanksgiving cranberry sauce. Thus far this season, the 2009-10 Grizzlies, led by second-year and second-stint head coach Lionel Hollins, are 5-9, which includes a 1-6 mark on the…