Taser International to Police: Don’t Shoot People in the Chest

That’s what Taser International is telling law enforcement agencies that use its stun guns. In a training bulletin issued by the company, Taser International advises law-enforcement agencies that, in order to avoid potential criticism, they should not shoot suspects in the chest with stun guns…

Arizona Congressmen Call for Investigation of Congressional Interns Who Happen to Be Muslim; Slangin’ Coffee is Apparently a Threat to National Security

Congressmen John Shadegg and Trent Franks are two of four legislators calling for an investigation into a potential threat in Washington D.C. — a possible conspiracy where Muslims plan to infiltrate the highest levels of the U.S. government with some highly influential weapons — the interns. If screwing up coffee…

Hot Links: Airpark Project, Flu Invades ER, and Bear Seeks Beer

A massive project is planned for 230 acres of desert near the Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport. Phoenix-based Kitchell Development Company proposes to build offices, shops, and hotels on the land, ultimately stretching the Gateway 202 Airpark to 3.3 million square feet. Mesa’s Planning and Zoning Board will review the project at…

Joe Arpaio Asks Andrew Thomas for Legal Opinion; Russell Pearce Calls for Special Session To Pass Anti-Mexican Jim Crow Laws

This comedy regarding Joe Arpaio’s supposed legal authority to question people on the street about their immigration status is reaching epic proportions, like some Monty Python sketch gone awry. Our geriatric top gendarme recently told Channel 12 News that he will seek a legal opinion on whether or not he has 287(g) authority without…

Illegal Alien Costume Gets Yanked From Store Shelves for Being Offensive

It turns out illegal alien Halloween costumes aren’t even welcome in Arizona — or America for that matter.Two different “illegal alien” Halloween costumes have been yanked off the shelves of retail stores because consumers say they are offensive. As far as we know, the removal of the costumes wasn’t the…

Kevin Tyne Out as Governor Jan Brewer’s Chief of Staff

Kevin Tyne, the governor’s long-time friend and adviser, is leaving his post as her chief of staff to take a job with the Republican Governors Association.That, of course, is how the Governor’s Office is putting it. Another way to say it: Tyne got pushed out…

One Escaped Inmate Found, One More to Go

So a thief and a violent sex-offender escape…   It sounds like a joke, but it’s not. In the past week, two Arizona inmates have gotten away. The good news is that as of Monday afternoon, the thief is back in jail where he belongs. The bad news? The violent…

Inmate Women Sue Joe Arpaio for Violating Their Abortion Rights

Sheriff Joe is sued. Again. Only this time it isn’t on account of abuses of undocumented immigrants; apparently Joe feels like part of his duty as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” is to make it as hard as possible for inmate women to get abortions. Today, inmates will request that a Maricopa County…

Mesa Police: Budget Cuts Letting Drunk Drivers Off the Hook

As always, we would never encourage anyone to drive drunk under any circumstance — especially in this county — but if you do and your drunk route home doesn’t run through Mesa, maybe it should. Mesa Police Sergeant Fabian Cota says budget cuts and processing time in the Mesa Police Department…

Hot Links: Flu Shots, Potato Fire, and $20 Parking for U2

More than 13,000 students in the Glendale Elementary School District will receive free seasonal flu vaccinations from the Maricopa County Department of Public Health. All shots will be administered by November 6, and parents must sign a permission form for their child to get vaccinated…The Potato Fire that broke out…

UPDATE: New Photo of Escaped Sex Offender

Above is a new photo sent to New Times by the Arizona Department of Health Services of the violent sex offender who escaped from the state hospital on Saturday and is currently still on the loose. Jorge Murillo is considered dangerous, and anyone with information as to his whereabouts is…

Stapley Case Down Another Prosecutor; Local Lawyer Bows Out of Thomas’ Dream Team

  You could say prosecutors are dropping like flies at this point: First, Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas tossed the first Stapley case to Yavapai County. Then, after losing that case, the Yavapai prosecutors declined to work on the most recent potential charges against Stapley. Thomas then found the two D.C. lawyers and Phoenix attorney David Eisenberg…