Chris Simcox Pleads Not Guilty to Child Molestation Charges

Chris Simcox, the erstwhile face of the minuteman movement, was not playing to the cameras Wednesday morning in Maricopa County Superior Court, as he stood before Judge Casey Newcomb and pleaded not guilty to six felony counts related to child molestation. Rather, the one-time leader of Minuteman Civil Defense Corps…

Joe Arpaio’s Voice Pimps Phoenix Magazine at Your Local Fry’s

If you require more evidence that Phoenix Magazine’s July issue cover story on Sheriff Joe Arpaio — penned by former New Times staff writer and current Phoenix Magazine associate editor Niki D’Andrea — is a massive wad of journalistic fellatio, a trip to your local Fry’s grocery store will convince…

Russell Pearce: Ten of the Dumbest Things He’s Ever Said

Word is, recalled, disgraced ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce wants back in the state Senate, and may run again in 2014, either in his current Legislative District 25, or in LD 16, which is just next door, further east, and in many ways, even nuttier. Since Pearce has lived in…

Chris Simcox Child Molestation Allegations: Daughter Listed as Victim

Minuteman Chris Simcox could end up being Chris Simcox, 25-to-life man, if the allegations against him are true. Simcox’s new home is Maricopa County’s Lower Buckeye Jail, where he is being held nonbondable on several charges related to child molestation, attempted child molestation and sexual conduct with minors. Phoenix police…

Joe Arpaio’s Gross Arm Sling for Sale on eBay

Some disgusting human beings are bidding on a piece of used medical equipment that’s covered in elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s dead skin cells.The eBay ad, which doesn’t include Arpaio’s jock strap as a free bonus, alleges that the money is going toward MCSO’s MASH unit for abused animals.See also:Joe Arpaio,…