Phoenix Computer-Software Expert Found Beaten to Death in Panama

A Phoenix woman was found beaten to death Friday morning in the apartment where she was living in Panama City, Panama.Denise Hiller, a wife and mother, was a computer-software expert working in Panama for a Colorado company that was working on a project expanding the Panama Canal.While working on the project…

“Chameleon Bandit” Sought by FBI for Five Bank Robberies

The FBI’s bandit-naming department is at it again, and the latest bandit name is even dumber than yesterday’s “no tricks bandit,” who was shot last night by the Dirty Harry of the Scottsdale Police Department, as pointed out in another Valley Fever post. Check it out here.The FBI is now…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pricey D.C. Lawyers Now on RICO Suit, Too

Just in case you were worried that Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas aren’t wasting enough money on their jihad against other county officials, we’ve got news for you.Arpaio has now hired his own lawyer to represent his interests in Thomas’ piece-of-crap racketeering lawsuit. Start running the…

Dog/Human “Speed Dating” Comes to the Valley

An organization called Dogs 24/7 will be hosting a “speed-dating” event this weekend that hopes to match humans with the Valley’s most eligible dogs.Get your minds out of the gutter — although the group describes the eligible dogs as “bachelors” and “bachelorettes,” this isn’t a bestiality convention, it’s an event…

Andrew Thomas, Sheila Polk Testify in Hearing to Disqualify the Maricopa County Attorney from Prosecuting Mary Rose Wilcox Case

In a hearing yesterday that stretched to more than four hours, both Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk shared their perspectives on the investigation, and prosecution of, Maricopa County Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox. The hearing allowed Wilcox’s attorney, Colin Campbell, to argue that Thomas must be disqualified…

Two Arizona Murder Suspects Surrender in Idaho

Police in Gooding County, Idaho, arrested two men suspected of murdering a man and assaulting another in Aguila, an unincorporated section of Maricopa County last week.It wasn’t all that difficult tracking the men down, either, police say. They turned themselves in.Corey Ainsile, 25, and Quinn Messersmith, 22, are believed responsible for…

Carlos Mendoza, Disgraced Justice of the Peace, Is Back

Carlos Mendoza, the justice of the peace who “retired” under questionable circumstances in May 2008, appears to be exploring another run for office.Mendoza filed paperwork in December suggesting that his long dormant campaign-finance committee is again active, according to county records. The paperwork indicates that Mendoza has yet to collect…