Two Valley Residents Busted in Catfish-Smuggling Ring

Two Valley residents, as well as a Florida man, have been named in a 28-count federal indictment for smuggling hundreds of thousands of pounds of seafood into the country illegally.Considering the possible penalty of 20 years in prison, they may have been better off smuggling cocaine.The indictment, which was handed down…

Probe of Other County Attorneys Denied; State-Appointed Referee Also Declines to Force Hiring of Special Prosecutors

Andrew Thomas was said to be appreciative of the Arizona Supreme Court’s appointment of retired Chief Justice Ruth McGregor as a referee in the ongoing county feud. Thomas’ reaction didn’t make much sense then, and it’s making even less now that McGregor isn’t ruling his way. As you may recall, Thomas filed a motion with Special Master McGregor…

Glendale Man Gets 24 Years in Prison for Shooting Cop

A Glendale man who shot and wounded a Glendale police officer was sentenced to 24 years in prison by a Maricopa County Superior Court judge. Prosecutors charged 29-year-old Jeremy Kent with attempted first-degree murder, aggravated assault, and misconduct involving weapons following the 2006 shooting of Glendale police Officer Jeremy Esh. Kent, according to…

Mexico Media Family’s Money Used in Alleged Crime Ring Tied to Nightclubs; Authorities Unsure of Motive

An alleged crime ring tied to local nightclubs, high-end car dealerships and the hip-hop community used millions in cash from a Mexico media family — but authorities don’t know why. With officials including Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon in attendance, police outlined the highlights of a suspected white-collar crime spree that resulted in the arrests of five…

“Deja vu Bandit” Robbing Phoenix Banks; Um, Sweet Name, Dude

With the capture of the “First-Aid Bandit,” later dubbed the “Band-Aid Bandit,” last week, there appeared to be an opening for a poorly named bandit to start robbing Phoenix banks. Not to worry — the “Déjà vu Bandit” has filled that void. Agents in the FBI’s Phoenix office are looking…

Andrew Thomas’ Amended RICO Complaint Tossed By Judge

Saying that attorneys for Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas made a procedural error, U.S. District Court Judge G. Murray Snow rejected the “amended complaint” they attempted to file last week in their racketeering lawsuit against county officials.While that ruling has nothing to do with the merits of the case, it…

Thief Steals $300 Worth of Fake Weed From Flagstaff Head Shop

Did you hear the one about the guy who broke into a head shop and stole $300 worth of fake weed? Probably not, because it’s not a joke — some idiot actually did it on Monday night in Flagstaff.In the police blotter of yesterday’s Arizona Daily Sun, there is a…

Phoenix Man Blames PetCo for Case of Rat-Bite Fever (Whatever That is)

We’ve heard of all sorts of fevers — cat-scratch, valley, fevers where the only prescription is “more cow-bell” — but we weren’t familiar with the variety that a Phoenix man claims made him “violently ill,” prompting a lawsuit against PetCo.George Heitzman claims he contracted something called rat-bite fever after he bought…

Phoenix Meth-Head Viciously Beats His 85-year-old Mom

A Phoenix meth addict woke up from his pipe dream early Sunday morning and began viciously attacking his 85-year-old mother, thinking his house was under attack by an intruder. The woman, Eva Fitzgerald, called 911 just after 2:30 a.m. and told police that her son was hitting her. Operators could…

Reason Magazine Assails Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler”

Reason, the influential libertarian magazine devoted to “free minds and free markets,” has published a piece criticizing Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler.”The piece was published online yesterday.In it, senior editor Radley Balko explains that “[f]or all of Arpaio’s tough on crime preening, Thomas may actually be…