Arizona Diamondbacks Stink Up the Joint Against Kansas City Royals

Gross, dude. The Royals, a team that’s been irrelevant since 1985 (a World Series-winning season that also marks the last time they finished first in their division), made the sinking-ship-like D-Backs look like the irrelevant one. For example, Arizona’s line score in the team’s 5-0 loss at KC’s Kauffman Stadium…

Hot Links: Pipe Bombs, George Gascon, and Electric Beef

A Valley man found a pipe bomb his mailbox Tuesday night. The bomb squad arrived at his home near 7th Avenue and the Loop 101, where they determined the device was indeed an explosive. The postal inspector is investigating the incident, and the man’s mailbox was taken as evidence…Police say…

Maria Baier Leaving Phoenix City Council to Become State Land Commissioner

 Maria Baier, who won a hard-fought race for Phoenix’s District 3 City Council seat in 2007, will leave her post to become State Land Commissioner, Governor Jan Brewer’s office announced today. The land commissioner oversees the sale of state trust land, which pays for school construction. Seems like a short…

Liberty League International in Scottsdale is a Pyramid Scheme, Lawsuit Alleges

Three years after getting busted by the state for making false claims, Scottsdale-based Liberty League International is being sued in federal court over claims that the company is running a pyramid scheme. The class-action suit, first reported by courthousenews.com, accuses Liberty League, at 14300 North Northsight Boulevard, Suite 210, in…

Home Depot and Phoenix Cops to Remodel Neighborhood Activist’s Home

A Phoenix neighborhood activist in failing health will get a home makeover, courtesy of Home Depot and Phoenix police. Guadalupe Arenazas played a major role in ridding her neighborhood of criminals and scofflaws, also working with the Phoenix City Council on improvement issues. Now she’s in need of help: Worsening…

Bill to Bring State Public Records Law Into 21st Century Gets Sidelined

A bill that would’ve brought Arizona’s public-records law into the digital age has gone into sleep mode. Elizabeth Hill, (pictured), state public-records ombudsman, says the League of Arizona Towns and Cities launched a late lobbying effort this week and had the bill scuttled for this year’s legislative session. She doesn’t…

Governor Brewer Keeps Up Offensive on Budget Bill

Governor Jan Brewer is keeping up the pressure on lawmakers today to send her a budget plan, calling a news conference this morning at 11 a.m. on the steps of the Arizona Supreme Court. Brewer told reporters yesterday she is asking the Supreme Court justices to force State Senate President…

Underachieving D-Backs Take on Confounding KC Kids Tonight in BBQ Town

Unlike football (Arizona Cardinals) and basketball (Orlando Magic), Major League Baseball is stingy with its surprises. Sure, the perennial-doormat Tampa Bay Rays made it to the promised land last year, but that was the rare exception to a longstanding MLB rule that separates contenders from also-rans. Though that unwritten baseball…

Hot Links: Phoenix Coyotes, DUIs, and Cornville Bears

The Phoenix Coyotes will stay in Glendale — for now. Yesterday, a U.S. Bankruptcy Court judge ruled against a proposal to let Blackberry CEO Jim Balsillie buy the team and relocate it to Canada. The NHL hopes for a September 10 auction for bidders who’d like to keep the Coyotes…

Mesa Man Writes Memoir of Year in Tent City: Accidental Felons

Daniel Horne of Mesa describes himself as an experienced high-tech guy — a mild-mannered family man. Not your typical felon. But Horne spent a year of his life in the Maricopa County Jail system’s Tent City after plowing into a couple of women in his car while drunk. His victims…

Stripper Busted in Mesa for Leaving Toddlers Alone; Kids Ate Dog Food

Phoenix stripper Samantha Abernathy (pictured) was arrested yesterday after cops discovered she’d left her two little kids, 1 and 3 years old, alone in the house for hours. Neighbors called the cops at about 7:30 a.m. because the kids were running around loose in the apartment complex. Abernathy had left…