James Ray Sentenced to Just Two Years in Prison For Sweat Lodge Deaths

Oprah-approved snake-oil salesman James Arthur Ray is going to prison.Ray, who was found guilty of three counts of negligent homicide, was sentenced this afternoon to two years in prison for each of the three people who died during a 2009 “self-helf” sweat lodge ceremony near Sedona.The sentences, however, will run…

Herman Cain Brain-Farting in You Write the Caption

In honor of presidential candidate Herman Cain’s brain fart earlier this week, we’ve chosen the above photo of the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO — mid-brain-fart — for this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.If you missed Cain’s cranial flatulence when he was asked whether he agreed with the…

James Ray: Prison or Probation?

Oprah-approved “self-help” guru James Arthur Ray will be sentenced today after a jury found him responsible for the deaths of three people during a 2009 sweat lodge ceremony near Sedona.Ray, who in September was convicted of three counts of negligent homicide, faces anything from probation to nine years in prison…

Jan Brewer DENIED: IRC Chair Colleen Mathis Reinstated

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s incompetent overreach of power in removing the Arizona Independent Redistricting Commission’s chairwoman Colleen Mathis — one aided and abetted by former state Senate President Russell Pearce’s “Tea Party Senate” — has been overturned by the Arizona Supreme Court, which today reinstated Mathis as chair.You’ll recall that…

Mark Goudeau To Jury Who Convicted Him: “I Am Not A Monster.”

We have a friend who wishes “scientists” would be allowed to study the brains of incarcerated serial murderers. We try to explain that it sound like something the Nazi “Angel of Death,” Dr. Josef Mengele, might be keen on. Specifically, our friend (a local businessman) is referring to Phoenix’s most…

To Friends and Foes of the Feathered Bastard

Think it’s time for a change…Because of the impending holiday and some minor complications with my recent surgery, Feathered Bastard will go semi-dark until after Thanksgiving. Please look for regular blogging to begin again November 28, though I may blog before then if there’s an item that’s pressing.Much obliged for all…

Should Jury Show “Baseline Killer” Mark Goudeau Mercy?

Convicted “Baseline Killer” Mark Goudeau yesterday addressed the jury that will ultimately decide whether he lives or dies. The killer of nine — who terrorized Phoenix residents for nearly a year — asked for mercy.Goudeau was convicted of 67 felonies last month, including nine murders. He already is serving a…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, November 17th, 2011

HE’S OUT! Maybe ol’ Joe’s not even safe now: Never has a political prediction been so correct as Stephen Lemons’ declaration that Russell Pearce would be recalled from his Arizona Senate seat (“Sourpuss,” November 3). When I read that, I said to my wife: “I’ll believe it when I see…

Ask a Mexican on Cleanliness South of the Border

Why is Mexico such a dump? Just to name a few of the problems: Stray dogs running all over the place, piles of trash burning in the street, blown-out tires hanging from cactuses by the side of the road, shredded plastic shopping bags plastering every fence in sight, rampant corruption…