Joe Arpaio Could Be Booted from Pricey Wells Fargo Pad by 2011

For those of you who’ve been wondering whatever happened to those plans to kick Sheriff Joe Arpaio out of his pricey executive suites in downtown Phoenix’s Wells Fargo building, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors has a plan to get Arpaio into a fixer-upper: an ex-IRS building at 210 East…

UPDATED: Joe Arpaio Mistakenly Endorses Two Candidates for Same Race; Tells One he “Never Withdraws an Endorsement” — Right After He Withdraws His Endorsement

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has endorsed so many candidates in this year’s election that he can’t keep them all straight (dementia must be setting in) — which might be the reason he claims he mistakenly endorsed two candidates who are running against each other.On the Sonoran Alliance Web site today, Arpaio claims…

Gilbert Man Faces Prostitution Charges for Allegedly Bribing Teen for Sex

A Gilbert man was arrested yesterday after police say he bribed a teenage girl with gifts in exchange for sex. According to Gilbert police, 41-year-old William Flanagan (that’s him in the photo) molested his 16-year-old victim several times over a two-year period, with the last incident happening just three weeks…

Morning Poll: Is J.D. Hayworth’s Campaign Over?

J.D. Hayworth’s campaign is in trouble. Yesterday, Hayworth was forced to admit that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company promising to teach customers how to get their hands on “free government money” was “a mistake.”…

David Lujan’s New Excuse for Missing the Big SB 1070 Vote

Compared to the verbal fisticuffs former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Arizona schools Superintendent Tom Horne laid on each other in their recent Horizon debate over the GOP primary nod for Arizona Attorney General, the Democratic AG debate Wednesday on Horizon was rather tame, save for a burst of sparring toward the…

J.D. Hayworth on Infomercial Stardom: “It Was a Mistake.” Ya Think?

In a rare gesture of regret, Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth conceded that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company offering customers “free government money” was “a mistake.”In a statement issued moments ago, Hayworth, who dubbed himself “the consistent conservative” early in his campaign, says he regrets his association…

Arizona Diamondbacks To Retire Luis Gonzalez’s No. 20 in August

Luis Gonzalez is the Diamondbacks leader in numerous offensive categories: games played, hits, home runs, and runs batted in. Now, Gonzo will be the first player in D-Backs history to have his number retired, as his Number 20 will be retired in a pre-game ceremony August 7 against San Diego…

Ask a Mexican on Hating American Soccer and Awards Shows

Why do the Mexicans hate American soccer and “hate” (bolded, underlined, and italicized) Landon Donovan? Uncle Sam’s Army Brat Because Mexicans hate Americans — duh! Geez, this is the literary equivalent of taking a penalty kick at this year’s FIFA World Cup with no goaltender — but I also want…

Pop Art: For Some Local Artists, the Bad Economy Is Good News

Correction: This story should have identified Bentley Calverley as the owner of the building that houses Bentley Gallery on Marshall Way in Scottsdale. It also should have reported that Bentley Gallery is closed for the month of July, but open in June, August, September, and October. The gallery does not…