Spring Training Schedule for Today’s Games

“People ask me what I do in the winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.” — Rogers HornsbySpring has sprung, so here is your guide to today’s spring training games:…

Hot Links: Plane Crash, Crazy Cities, and Tuition Rate Hikes

A Chandler man died in a plane crash at Chandler air park yesterday. Nazzi Hirani was flying his World War II plane when it cartwheeled and crashed into a building at Stellar Airpark. Officials have not yet determined the cause of the crash…The Catholic Diocese of Phoenix has laid off…

J.D. Hayworth Rejected by Hispanic Republican Group Over ALIPAC Endorsement; Apparently ALIPAC Supporters Used Words Like “Wetback” and “Pepper Belly”

The Hispanic Republican group Somos Republicans says it’s “rejecting” Senate candidate J.D. Hayworth over an endorsement he accepted from the anti-immigration group Americans for Legal Immigration.ALIPAC is a controversial organization for a few reasons: It has the support of cuddly organizations like the Ku Klux Klan and former “Grand Wizard” David Duke,…

Graffiti Crackdown Announced by Maricopa County Attorney

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas is taking a little break from cracking down on county supervisors to go after taggers. Thomas announced that juveniles convicted of vandalism will be forced to wear bright, orange T-shirts with the slogan “Tagging is a Crime” written in big letters on the backs as…

Jay J. Armes, the Bionic Super-sleuth, Bails on Baby Gabriel Search

Jay J. Armes, the bionic super-sleuth, who volunteered his investigative services to Logan McQueary, the father of missing baby Gabriel Johnson, is “halting all activity in connection with this case.”Armes sent us an e-mail in response to a fax New Times received from McQueary’s new lawyer, Tim Maloney, letting us…

Phoenix Coyotes Cruise Past Vancouver Canucks in Shootout Victory

The Phoenix Coyotes beat the Vancouver Canucks 4-3 in dramatic fashion last night, ending the game with an Adrian Aucoin goal in the sixth round of a shootout and shutting down Vancouver’s Mason Raymond in his attempt to send the shootout into a seventh round.The Coyotes struck first, with a…

Spring Training Schedule for Today’s Games

“People ask me what I do in the winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.” — Rogers HornsbySpring has sprung, so here is your guide to today’s spring training games:…

Hot Links: Jail Drug Use, Robot Pharmacist, and Queen Creek

A report by Arizona State University says drug use is on the rise among Maricopa County jail inmates. Using urine tests and inmate questionnaires, researchers found that opiate use had increased. Opiates include heroin and many prescription drugs. Officials with the Maricopa County jails and Correctional Health Services claim they…

On Cheddar Packing and the Oedipus Complex

When I was in high school, everyone called the Mexican students like myself “cheddars.” I’m not sure where this originated from, or what it really has to do with Mexican culture. When I have asked other Mexicans what this means, they are not sure, either. “Cheddar packing” is a term…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, March 11, 2010

THERE WILL BE BLOOD Hope for humanity: It’s encouraging to read an article with so many of the people I admire in it. People like Dan Millis and Laura Ilardo have been my greatest source of inspiration. The members of No More Deaths are the true heroes of the immigration…

From Brewer to Arpaio, No One’s Listening to the Experts About How to Save Money or Protect Civil Rights and Public Safety When It Comes to Juvenile Corrections

It must be incredibly demoralizing to be a juvenile-justice-reform advocate in Maricopa County these days. The governor’s made official her plan to close the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections, sending about 500 kids incarcerated by the state to the counties, thus cutting roughly $63 million from her budget. The vast…

Infertility Treatments Come Under Fire at the Arizona Legislature

Last month, committees in both the Arizona House and Senate heard testimony on bills that would virtually wipe out egg donation as a fertility treatment in Arizona. There was not testimony from a single person who’d been harmed by the procedure, which involves a fertile young woman “donating” her eggs…

Avondale Police Looking for Bank Robbery Suspect Still on Loose

Avondale police are looking for a bank-robbery suspect who held up a Chase bank earlier this afternoon.Police say the suspect hit the Chase Bank at 1545 North Dysart Road about noon and is still on the loose.The suspect walked into the bank, presented a demand note indicating that he had a weapon,…