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Not even the luck of the Irish can save these tragedies of the culinary world.
See also: – St. Patrick’s Day Guide 2013 – Superbowl Eats: 16 Most Awesome/Disgusting Food Stadiums
From shamrock pizza to green mashed potatoes and “Leprechaun Legs,” here are 15 St. Patrick’s Day food fails that should probably stay home this year.
1.) St. Patrick’s Day Burger (above)
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2.) Shamrock Green Pizza
3.) Green Chocolate Chip Pancakes
4.) Green Omelet
5.) Green Mashed Potatoes
6.) Green Deviled Eggs
7.) Green Sausages Wrapped in Green Bacon
8.) Green Bagels
9.) Green Oatmeal
10.) Green Eggs & Ham
11.) Spinach Blueberry Muffins
12.) Green Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
13.) Iced Green Cinnamon Rolls with Green Milk
14.) St. Patrick’s Day Cake
15.) Leprechaun Legs (Green Cream Cheese & Celery Sticks)