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“What happens in this room will be very intense for you,” intones the narrator as he strips to his waist and begins forcefully but lovingly… trussing up a chicken. This is from the trailer for 50 Shades of Chicken a titillating parody cookbook following in the trail blazed by the socially acceptable mommy-porno 50 Shades of Grey.
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50 Shades of Chicken promises to tell the erotic culinary tale of, “A young, free-range chicken” and “A dominating, ravenous chef.” As the title would indicate, it will present 50 different preparations for chicken with salacious names like “Dripping Chicken” and “Chicken with a Hardon.” From the Amazon.com page, here’s a taste of what’s inside:
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“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something–what? Something delicious.
If you want to add this towering work of culinary literature to your collection, 50 Shades of Chicken comes out next week on November 13.
