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According to the Family Radio billboards scattered around town, “the Bible guarantees” that this Saturday, May 21 will herald the return of the Savior and spark a chain of events that ends with our total annihilation in October.
Bummer.
In preparation for Judgment Day, Citizen Public House in Scottsdale is hosting The Last Supper, a night of gluttony and indulgence featuring The Aguacalypse (braised short rib chilaquiles with fig mole sauce), Holy Hand Grenades of Calabacita and $8 Armageddon dogs.
If we’re destined to die in October anyway, why bother choking down a healthy effing salad?
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Better to go down in flames with a few Berkshire wieners and some Tender Belly bacon infused burgers. Oh, and did we mention the Reese’s Peaces Be With You vanilla vodka cocktail with chocolate-peanut butter syrup, and the $10 Water Into Wine Sangria special, described by CPH as “Jerusel-YUM”? Yeah, those are just a few of the tidbits on tap at Chef Bernie Kantak’s place.
The Last Supper takes place this Friday, May 20, from 10 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. on Judgment Day. Halos and/or horns are optional, but welcome.
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