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There are certain phrases people from Phoenix always use (“It’s a dry heat!”) but there are also some things people from Phoenix never say.
Check out 10 things no one from Phoenix ever says:
10.) “I could go without air conditioning.”
9.) “I should move to Tucson.”
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8.) “Arizona State University is no party school.”
7.) “There are too many damn Democrats running this state.”
6.) “I wish it were a little hotter.”
5.) “I can’t find any Mexican food around here.”
4.) “It’s snowing!”
3.) “Did you watch that (Diamondbacks/Coyotes/Suns/Cardinals) playoff game last night?”
2.) “That Joe Arpaio sure is doing a good job.”
1.) “I’ll walk.”
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