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If there’s one thing all of the secession talk has provided, it’s awesome names for Arizona’s new government when it becomes a nation (which is never).
For those who missed it, roughly 18,500 people who signed a petition on the Internet, asking the White House to let Arizona secede and start its own government, and it’s pretty clear they didn’t really think things through.
See also:
–Obama Haters Are So Upset That They’re Asking the White House to Let Arizona Secede
–Attention Arizona Secessionists: Some Considerations for Your Brilliant Plan
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