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Governor Jan Brewer is not in Arizona this week.
That’s about all we know, because her location is apparently a secret, or something.
See also:
–Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return
According to the Associated Press, Brewer’s spokesman “said he could not respond to several questions about Brewer’s whereabouts.”
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So, Secretary of State Ken Bennett’s going to be the governor this week, in case you need anything.
Meanwhile, does anyone actually care where Brewer is?
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