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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we point out some things that are a little off. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault Say spray cheese!
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9.)
Charges: Assault Uh, Mr. Golden Sun?
8.)
Charges: Threatening CAN YA KNOCK FIRST?
7.)
Charges: Probation violation ‘Merica.
6.)
Charges: Threatening Make mama proud!
5.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing Ooo! Popsicles!
4.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Go Cards!
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug transportation, narcotic-drug possession, probation violation
We know how this guy gets around.
2.)
Charges: Probation violation That is unmistakably Jack Nicholson’s mouth.
1.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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