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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we’ve got folks from all walks of life. Enjoy.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license Who knew it’s possible to grow a palm tree on your face?
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9.)
Charges: Assault What is this, the botanical garden?
8.)
Charges: Probation violation The gates of heaven: Where some mostly naked dude is dancing around and about to get shot by a guy with a bow and arrow.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, probation violation Guess who needs an attitude adjustment.
6.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct Disco lives.
5.)
Charges: Probation violation Sweaters are hard.
4.)
Charges: Armed robbery, marijuana possession for sale, failure to appear Sorry, NSFW.
3.)
Charges: Unlawful control of transportation, false reporting to law enforcement, endangerment, assault, disorderly conduct In case you’ve been waiting for your food at a restaurant for an awfully long time . . .
2.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession Looks like A-Rod’s off the testosterone.
1.)
Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault, aggravated robbery It’s all good, she’s giving the Clinton thumb.
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