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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our cast of characters create a comedy of errors. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
When lumberjacks get lost in the desert.
9.)
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Charges: Robbery
Business in the front, Angela Davis in the back.
8.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Um, your, um . . . yeah . . .
7.)
Charges: Probation violation, assault, criminal damage, disorderly conduct, failure to appear
My, what colorful ropes you have growing out of your head.
6.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Two doves flying around a penis?
5.)
Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia
Bitchin’ sweater.
4.)
Charges: Not available
Looks as guilty as Mother Teresa.
3.)
Charges: Theft
Fuzzy forehead.
2.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
I hope the kindergartner who drew this knew that “Rodriguez” isn’t even his last name.
1.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct
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