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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we look into the hobbies and interests of our inmates. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Shoplifting Who likes soy sauce so much that they own a Kikkoman shirt?
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9.)
Charges: Marijuana possession “Hold on to your butts.” Jurassic Park.
8.)
Charges: Failure to appear This shirt undoubtedly says, “In cash we trust,” which is exactly what your bail bondsman is going to say.
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear SoCal Jesus.
6.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, failure to appear Our only guess for what that is would be Porygon from Pokémon.
5.)
Charges: Probation violation Dollar dollar bill, you all.
4.)
Charges: Aggravated assault Free advice: Get tattoos from someone with legible handwriting. It appears to say, “Lemontown &snt Prom(squiggles).” Okay.
3.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of marijuana for sale Big Channing Tatum fan?
2.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person Whoa, relax pal, it’s our first date.
1.)
Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement vehicle, criminal damage It’s never the right day to swear a Slightly Stoopid shirt.
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