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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some folks who aren’t quite aristrocrats. Enjoy!
10.)
Charges: Probation violation Just got back from aerobics.
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9.)
Charges: Forgery Famous from the AND 1 mix-tapes.
8.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine Someone looks skeptical.
7.)
Charges: Assault A face we’re not convinced a mother could love.
6.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license Dude, relax.
5.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person Go Cardinals.
4.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession for sale, misconduct involving weapons Well, really, who’s going to wear a Dodge Caravan polo shirt?
3.)
Charges: Fugitive of justice T.N.B. = Turkey Nuggets, Bro.
2.)
Charges: Assault Do not feed this lady after midnight.
1.)
Charges: Assault You may want to do that business while looking in a mirror.
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