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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we ring in the new year. Enjoy.
11.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
That is one hideous sweater.
10.)
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Charges: Criminal trespassing, failure to appear
There’s a combination you don’t see every day.
9.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
Well, look at this little astronomer. That’s quite the constellation on your face, bro.
8.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Looks like someone overstayed their welcome at the country club.
7.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Y’ever been anally probed by aliens?
6.)
Charges: Failure to appear, criminal damage, assault, driving on a suspended license
5.)
Charges: Failure to appear
WHAT.
4.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, shoplifting
Winner of an Icee-drinking competition.
3.)
Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
That’s a look of pure satisfaction, as if he took a huge steamy dump on the neighbor’s porch as retaliation for not returning power tools.
2.)
Charges: Burglary, trafficking stolen property, possession of drug paraphernalia
Um, attention TMZ: Brad Pitt has been doing some crazy stuff in Phoenix.
1.)
Charges: Probation violation
Acting credits:
–COPS, 1991: Alleged trailer park domestic-violence suspect
–COPS, 1994: Alleged theft of filet mignon, concealed in pants
–COPS, 1997: Nude LSD incident
