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Straight from the their parents must be so proud files: The Memorial Day weekend once again turned the Salt River into an outdoor strip club — complete with a floating stripper pole — and someone had the good sense to record it on video.
It’s not uncommon to see some T&A while tubing on the Salt River, but to see it dancing on a floating, makeshift stripper pole shows that certain young ladies are willing to push the limits of creativity, skank-ish stupidity, and ingenuity.
As you’ll see in the video posted after the jump, three young women shake what God gave them on a floatable stripper pole — in front of hundreds of people, one of whom recorded it and posted it on YouTube — while floating down the river.
The video’s not safe for work. It’s also not safe for at least three fathers whose daughters went tubing on the Salt River this weekend.
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So, if you’re not at the office — and you’re 100 percent certain your daughter wasn’t tubing on the Salt River this weekend — take a look.
