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Morning Poll: What’s Dumber, Voting for Joe Arpaio or Having His Face Tattooed on Your Ass

Yesterday, we told you about a dude who was so fed up with Mariopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "clown convention" that he had the sheriff's best kissy-face tattooed on his ass. We can't help but love the hilarity of 23-year-old Jeff Jacobson's posterior protest because -- having to look at a grown...
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Yesterday, we told you about a dude who was so fed up with Mariopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “clown convention” that he had the sheriff’s best kissy-face tattooed on his ass.

We can’t help but love the hilarity of 23-year-old Jeff Jacobson’s posterior protest because — having to look at a grown man’s ass aside — it’s really funny.

That being said, it’s also one of the stupidest things we’ve ever seen anyone do — anywhere, ever. 

Jacobson told us yesterday that Arpaio was his “enemy.” Well, congratulations, dude: Now your “enemy” is permanently sketched on your ass, so Jacobson — who spent a month in Joe’s Tents — isn’t exactly the big winner in this showdown.

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We thought, however, that as dumb as it is to have a portrait of a 78-year-old man tattooed on your ass, voting for that 78-year-old man may be even dumber.

We want to know which you think is dumber: Voting for Joe Arpaio in any election, or having his face tattooed on your butt?

Vote — and see the results of yesterday’s poll — below. 

Yesterday’s poll question: Is Comparing Jan Brewer to Nazis Unfair?

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-41 percent say yes, it’s unfair.

-59 percent say no, it’s not unfair.

Here is your morning poll:

 

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