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Isn’t she stunning? The flowing locks — that sexy stare. grrrrrrr! Don’t let this beauty fool you, gentlemen, this is actually the mug of 37-year-old Joseph Moreno — a dude.
Moreno got pinched Sunday night in Phoenix for felony aggravated driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license, and a misdemeanor charge of liquor consumption in public.
Moreno’s 5-foot-9 and weighs 200 pounds — roughly the size of a full-back in football. He (she?) can slap on all the makeup Sephora has to offer, but with that mug, Crying Game here probably isn’t foolin’ anyone.
