The Passion of El Cristo

Starring: Jesus Cristo as Himself Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. "Big Poppa" Sheriff Joe Alzheimer's and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers Senator Jon Kyl as "Satan" Redneck Minutemen Loads of Illegal Immigrants Mayor Phil "I know I look dark, but I swear I'm not a Beaner" Gordon as Judas...
By Stephen Lemons and Jim Mahfood
Carbonatix Pre-Player Loader

Audio By Carbonatix

Starring:

Jesus Cristo as Himself

Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. “Big Poppa”

Sheriff Joe Alzheimer’s and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers

When news happens, Phoenix New Times is there —
Your support strengthens our coverage.

We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.

CONTRIBUTE NOW
$30,000

Senator Jon Kyl as “Satan”

Redneck Minutemen

Loads of Illegal Immigrants

Mayor Phil “I know I look dark, but I swear I’m not a Beaner” Gordon as Judas Iscariot

Related

And Andy “Candy” Thomas as Pompous Pilate

Art by Jim Mahfood
Script by Stephen Lemons

Click here to read the full-length comic.

GET MORE COVERAGE LIKE THIS

Sign up for the This Week’s Top Stories newsletter to get the latest stories delivered to your inbox

Stephen Lemons is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times. He continues to cover Arizona news and politics for New Times with support from the grant-funded Arizona Watchdog Project.

News Editor Zach Buchanan If you value independent journalism, please consider making a contribution to support our continued coverage of essential stories and to investigate issues that matter.
Support Today

Loading latest posts...