Jesse James, Husband of Sandra Bullock, Out of Arizona Sex Rehab

An Arizona rehab center has apparently cured another pseudo-celeb of his addiction to sex.Jesse James, the bad-boy biker husband of Academy Award winning actress Sandra Bullock, was spotted outside of his California home — sans-wedding ring — after spending a few, short weeks at a rehab center in Tucson, where…

Hot Links: Mortgage Fraud, a Missing Woman, and Refried Swastikas

After protests at the state capitol over the weekend, vandals smeared swastikas made out of refried beans on the building’s windows. The vandalism was found this morning after thousands protested at the capitol over the weekend…About 200 Gilbert teachers are expected to get layoff notices after Tuesday’s meeting of the school…

Birther Bill Officially Passed by Arizona House of Representatives

Well… they really did it.The Arizona House of Representatives — well on it’s way to becoming the laughing stock of the entire country — passed the infamous “Birther Bill” this afternoon. If it becomes law, it would require President Barack Obama to show his birth certificate to the Arizona Secretary of…

Rattlesnake Season in Arizona: Five Ways to Avoid Grim Death

It’s that special time of year in Arizona — flowers blossoming, the sun’s warming up, and as a result, rattlesnakes throughout the state are waking up from their winter naps That is, the vicious monsters are ready to bite the shit out of anyone they see. All right, rattlesnakes probably…

Birther Bill Earns Wing-Nut Status From Daily Beast

The advancement of the embarrassing “birther” bill in the Arizona House of Representatives yesterday has left people across the country questioning the sanity of Arizona legislators and, in-turn, the sanity of Arizonans.The conspiracy theorist’s wet dream controversial bill has now garnered enough negative attention to get a little love from…

“Birther” Bill Advances in Arizona House; America Laughs its Ass Off

In the Arizona Legislature’s latest attempt to make the Grand Canyon State the laughing stock of the entire country, House of Representatives members advanced HB 2441, or as it is more infamously known, the “birther bill.”Legislators voted 31-22 yesterday to advance the bill, which would require President Barack Obama to produce his…

Happy 4/20, Phoenicians; Apparently You Suck at Smoking Weed

For the non-pot-smoking public, April 20 probably doesn’t hold any significant meaning to you, but for stoners around the world it is a holiday that — as a wise man told us yesterday — “celebrates a tradition of community accomplished through the sharing of traditional home remedies.”In other words, it’s…