Phoenix Mom Sentenced in Murder of 4-Month-Old Son

A Phoenix mom, who plead guilty to the second-degree murder of her 4-month-old son, was sentenced to decades in prison today in Maricopa County Superior Court.The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office announced that 25-year-old Katherine Hatten got 37 years in prison for the murder of her infant…

“Joe the Plumber” Drops by State Capitol to Oppose Possible Sales-Tax Increase; When Asked Why He’s Against it, “The Plumber” Dodges Question

Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as “Joe the Plumber,” the conservative icon from the 2008 presidential election, paid a visit to the state capitol to oppose Governor Jan Brewer’s proposed one-cent sales tax increase and to help organize Arizona’s budding Tea Party movement.”The Plumber” spoke to dozens of tea-baggers as part…

Spring Training Guide to Today’s Games

Here is your guide to today’s spring training games, as well as a look at some of yesterday’s games that most Valley baseball fans actually care about (sorry, Reds fans, there’s nothin’ here for you unless your boys happen to play against the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, or the Cubs): Arizona Diamondbacks: The…

Spring Training Guide to This Weekend’s Games

Here is your guide to today’s spring training games, as well as a look at some of yesterday’s games that most Valley baseball fans actually care about (sorry, Reds fans, there’s nothin’ here for you unless your boys happen to play against the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, or the Cubs):Arizona Diamondbacks: The D-backs…

Medical Marijuana Tax Bill Clears Arizona Senate

A voter initiative to legalize medical marijuana in Arizona probably will go to the voting booth in November, and if it passes, the state hopes to tax the ever-loving crap out of medicinal weed.The Arizona Senate passed SB 1222 yesterday, which allows the state government to levy huge taxes on…

Spring Training Schedule for Today’s Games

Here is your guide to today’s spring training games, as well as a look at some of yesterday’s games that most Valley baseball fans actually care about (sorry, Mariners fans, there’s nothin’ here for you unless your boys happen to play against the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, or the Cubs):Arizona Diamondbacks: The Diamondbacks…

Donovan McNabb to Arizona Cardinals? Ain’t Gonna Happen, Team Says

There’s been a rumor floating around the sports world that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb could be coming to the Arizona Cardinals to take the spot of the now-retired Kurt Warner, but it’s time to put those rumors to bed, Cardinals General Manager Rod Graves says today.The McNabb/Cardinals rumor has…

Serial Flasher Nabbed by Scottsdale Police

Scottsdale police arrested a man who is admittedly responsible for a string of indecent-exposure cases that stretch back to December.Police arrested 20-year-old Kiere Taylor yesterday on charges of public sexual indecency and disorderly conduct after witnesses identified him as the serial flasher…

Jose Cuervo Tequila “Gladiator Games” Coming to Tempe

Wanna be a “tequila legend” without passing out, starting a fight, or throwing up on yourself? The Jose Cuervo tequila company is coming to Tempe next week to give you that chance.In what the folks at Cuervo are calling “Cuervo Games 2010,” the company will give Valley residents a chance…

Minuteman Civil Defense Corps Disbanding — Sort Of

The Minuteman Civil Defense Corps announced this week that it will disband as a corporation. However, as a hate-mongering group of anti-immigration fanatics, local factions of the organization will continue to “stand guard” at the border, according to the group’s president.Carmen Mercer, president of the Minutemen, tells New Times that…

Phoenix Councilman Michael Johnson Gets Support From Hispanic Community; Latinos Call for Examination of Abuse of Force in Police Department

With Phoenix police looking on, Hispanic community representatives gathered in Caesar Chavez Plaza downtown this morning to show their support for City Councilman Michael Johnson and to slam the Phoenix Police Department’s South Mountain Precinct for continued reports of abuse of force.Johnson, at the center of an abuse-of-force incident in which a young Phoenix police…

Arizona Men Have Fifth-Largest Penises in Country; Way to Go, Guys!

Who woulda thought the phrase “hey, I’m from Arizona” could be used as a pickup line? It’s time to put away those rulers and stop the borderline-homosexual competitions, gentlemen, because a New York condom company has put together a list of states and cities with the largest average penis size, and Arizona wieners rank…

Spring Training Schedule for Today’s Games

Here is your guide to today’s spring training games, as well as a look at some of yesterday’s games that most Valley baseball fans actually care about (sorry, Royals fans, there’s nothin’ here for you unless your boys happen to play against the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, or the Cubs):Arizona Diamondbacks: The D-backs…