Herman Cain Brain-Farting in You Write the Caption

In honor of presidential candidate Herman Cain’s brain fart earlier this week, we’ve chosen the above photo of the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO — mid-brain-fart — for this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.If you missed Cain’s cranial flatulence when he was asked whether he agreed with the…

James Ray: Prison or Probation?

Oprah-approved “self-help” guru James Arthur Ray will be sentenced today after a jury found him responsible for the deaths of three people during a 2009 sweat lodge ceremony near Sedona.Ray, who in September was convicted of three counts of negligent homicide, faces anything from probation to nine years in prison…

Should Jury Show “Baseline Killer” Mark Goudeau Mercy?

Convicted “Baseline Killer” Mark Goudeau yesterday addressed the jury that will ultimately decide whether he lives or dies. The killer of nine — who terrorized Phoenix residents for nearly a year — asked for mercy.Goudeau was convicted of 67 felonies last month, including nine murders. He already is serving a…

Video of Activists Protesting in Front of New Times Building

Activists picketed in front of New Times’ Phoenix offices this afternoon in protest of our parent company, Village Voice Media’s, classified ad website Backpage.com. The activists feel the website facilitates sex trafficking. More on the protest here. VVM publications across the country have published articles disproving the myths surrounding sex-trafficking statistics –…

Activists Picket New Times Building in Protest of Backpage.com

[jump] According to the group, VVM is “facilitating the commercial sexual exploitation and trafficking of individuals.”One of the protesters — who previously protested Craigslist.com over similar “sexual-exploitation” complaints — admits that shutting down Backpage.com will not put an end to human trafficking. He goes on to say that VVM isn’t…

Fiesta Bowl Scandal: Former COO Natalie Wisneski Indicted

Natalie Wisneski, the former chief operating officer for the Fiesta Bowl, has been indicted in federal court on charges that she tried to cover up illegal campaign contributions by bowl employees, and that she filed false financial records, the U.S. Attorney’s Office announced today.Wisneski is the first person to be…

Should County Supervisors Finally Let Joe Arpaio Use His Stupid Bus?

In what has become one of the dumber longer pissing matches in the ongoing spat between several of Maricopa County’s elected officials, the county’s Board of Supervisors is expected to make a decision today about whether to allow Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to use an expensive inmate transport bus…

Planned Parenthood Bails on Lawsuit Challenging New Abortion Laws

Planned parenthood today formally filed paperwork to dismiss its lawsuit challenging several abortion laws that took effect in September. The laws, most of which were passed by the Arizona Legislature in 2009, place new restrictions on abortion procedures and make it far more difficult for women to end a pregnancy…

Joe Arpaio Receives Proposal For New MCSO Disciplinary Policies

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been given a proposal that would revamp the MCSO’s disciplinary policies after promising last summer to hire an outside consultant to examine the sheriff’s current disciplinary practices.The sheriff’s promise was in response to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office’s investigation into the MCSO, which led…

Anti-Amnesty Senate Candidate Wil Cardon Unfazed By Arizona’s Apparent Shift to Support Pathway to Citizenship For Illegal Immigrants

U.S. Senate candidate Wil Cardon apparently didn’t get the message when ousted state Senate President Russell Pearce got a voter-assisted boot from office last week.Pearce’s historic downfall — combined with a recent poll showing that the vast majority of Arizonans support a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants — seems…

Worse Campaign Brain Fart: Herman Cain, Rick Perry, or Jan Brewer?

Presidential candidate Herman Cain is the latest politico to join the campaign brain-fart club thanks to comments made to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel’s editorial board  — which include “[I] got all this stuff twirling around in my head” — when asked whether he agrees with how President Barack Obama handled the…