Watch Herman Cain’s Jan Brewer-Esque Brain Fart Right Here *VIDEO*

Presidential candidate Herman Cain is the latest politico to suffer a public bout with brain flatulence — an affliction with which Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is all too familiar.Cain recently met with the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel’s editorial board. He was asked whether he agrees with how President Barack Obama handled the…

Arizona Cardinals Stun Philadelphia Eagles — Compliments of Larry Fitzgerald

The Kevin Kolb-less Arizona Cardinals stunned Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles with a 21-17 road victory in the city of brotherly love yesterday — which never would have happened if wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald wasn’t straight-up nasty.Aside from Fitzgerald’s two touchdowns — making him the franchise’s touchdown leader with…

Jahessye Shockley, 5, Still Missing — One Month Later

Today marks one month since 5-year-old Glendale girl Jahessye Shockley was reported missing by her family, and police are no closer to finding her.Shockley, police say, wandered away from siblings — who were caring for her at her family’s apartment at the time — a little before 5 p.m. on October…

Russell Pearce Throwin’ in the Towel in You Write the Caption

In celebration of Russell Pearce’s recent fall from grace, we submit to you the above photo of the now-former Senate president throwin’ in the towel for this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.Here’s how you play You Write the Caption: We show you a picture (above) and you…

Arizonans Gettin’ All Moderate When it Comes to Illegal Immigration?

A poll released Wednesday shows that the vast majority of Arizonans prefer a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants who’ve been in the United States for an extended period of time, and can meet reasonable criteria for citizenship — as oppose to simply booting them back to their native countries,…

Thomas Weaver, Phoenix Teacher, Accused of Feeling Up Students

A teacher with the Scottsdale Unified School District was arrested yesterday after two 12-year-old girls accused him of grabbing their breasts.The two girls, who police say are best friends, say the alleged gropings happened while the two were in the school’s library with 60-year-old Thomas Weaver, their teacher at the…

Maricopa County Sheriff Russell Pearce?

Russell Pearce may be spending “a little time with [his] god” after getting the boot from his powerful position as state Senate president Tuesday night, but for the less pious, Pearce’s ouster means one thing: it’s time to speculate about what he’ll do next.The predictions have ranged from his again…