Scott Bundgaard Mess: Senate Ethics Panel Dismisses Complaint

Despite getting the boot from his leadership position by Senate GOPers earlier this week for last month’s freeway fracas with former gal-pal Aubry Ballard, former state Senate Majority Leader Scott Bundgaard apparently still has some friends on the Senate Ethics Committee.The committee voted 3-2 along party lines today to dismiss…

Dan Quayle Defends “Worst President in History’s” Golf Game

Barack Obama may be the Ben Quayle-certified “worst president in history,” but if you ask the freshman congressman’s old man, the president spending time on the golf course as the entire world slips into chaos is A-OK.Obama caught a little heat from the press this week for playing golf in…

Joe Arpaio: Craigslist Can Lead to Sex With Dogs

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office busted two guys — one of whom was an elementary school music teacher — last month who allegedly used Craigslist to try and have sex with a dog, and the sheriff seems to think it’s becoming a trend — despite it only happening once.Sheriff Joe…

Washington Post Plagiarist Suspended for Ripping Off Arizona Republic

Despite what your journalistic ethics professor may tell you in J-school, plagiarizing won’t get you fired from a newspaper — as long as you work at the Washington Post, anyway.Yesterday, the WP published a formal apology to the Arizona Republic admitting that portions of two articles it published about the…

As Promised, Cop-Evading Public Masturbator Tiberias Foster

Since our earlier post about Tiberias Foster, the 25-year-old alleged public masturbator/flasher extraordinaire who managed to get away from Tempe police officers three times yesterday before he was found hiding in a bush at an apartment complex by a police K-9, the Tempe Police Department provided New Times with his…

Missing Arizona Girl Believed to be in Utah; Taken by Man She Met Online

A Pima County girl is missing and authorities believe she was taken to Utah by a 19-year-old man she met online.Ashley Kingsbury, 13, was reported missing Monday, and is believed to have been taken to Utah by 19-year-old Jordan Anthony, with whom she’s reportedly been chatting on social networking websites…

Joe Arpaio to Pay $76,000 Over Illegal Mailers Attacking Rick Romley

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio won’t admit any wrongdoing in his campaign mailer attacks on former Maricopa County Attorney Rick Romley during last year’s special election for county attorney, but he will pay $76,000 to make the problem go away.The $76,000 is a nice chunk of change — even for…

Congressman Jeff Flake’s Senate Bid Gets Nod From Utah Senator Mike Lee

Congressman Jeff Flake’s bid to become Senator Jeff Flake is picking up steam — and GOP senators are beginning to take notice, including Utah Senator Mike Lee, who endorsed Flake’s candidacy today. “Jeff Flake’s record on fiscal conservatism speaks for itself,” Lee says in a statement. “He was offering legislation…

Beer Thief Stabs Would-Be Hero During Heineken Heist

The Peoria Police Department needs the public’s help in tracking down a man they say stole a few Heinekens from a Circle K convenience store last night.According to police, the thief stole two 12-packs of Heineken from a Circle K near 87th Avenue and Bell Road. During the heist, a…