Chandler “Vampire” Gets Probation for Trying to Suck Roommates Blood

The Chandler man convicted of stabbing his roommate with the hopes of sucking his blood as part of a “vampire” ritual has been sentenced to three years probation.Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Warren Granville spared 24-year-old Aaron Homer any jail time for the bizarre incident, during which Homer and his…

Is Sarah Palin Considering a Senate Run…in Arizona?

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, we learned earlier this week, is rumored to be planning to base her hypothetical presidential campaign in Scottsdale, but GOP sources tell New Times the one-time darling of the Conservative movement might be coming to the Grand Canyon State for a different reason: to run…

Burning Toast Prompts Chandler Woman to Jump Off Balcony

A Chandler woman escaped certain death a lousy breakfast yesterday morning — when she noticed her toast was burning, she panicked and jumped off the balcony of her apartment.Chandler fire officials say fire units responded to the “fire” at 800 North Federal Street near Ray Road and Loop 101 about…

Gabrielle Giffords “Making Leaps and Bounds” in Recovery, Doctors Say

For the first time in about seven weeks, doctors treating Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords held a news conference to update the public on the congresswoman’s condition after she was shot through the brain during the January 8 shooting rampage in Tucson.Things are looking good for Giffords.According to her doctors, Giffords is…

Jan Brewer’s Moment of Silence Redux. Yup, She “Have Did” it Again

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s most memorable quote isn’t a quote at all — it’s about 12 seconds of painfully uncomfortable silence, which the governor recreated Wednesday night in Mesa.Jan was discussing economic development and education when it happened…again.”As we limit the growth of the public sector and restrain unnecessary regulation,…

John McCain’s Presidential Run: They’re Actually Making a Movie About it

Hollywood actually has taken an interest in Senator John McCain’s failed bid for the presidency in 2008, which raises an interesting question: who’s going to play the role of “The Maverick?”The movie is getting produced by HBO, and is based on John Heilemann and Mark Halperin’s bestselling book, Game Change, in which…

James Ray to Death Lodge Participants: “You Have Faced Your Own Death”

allegedly being responsible for the deaths of three people in a make-shift death tent, snakeoil salesman James Arthur Ray reportedly told participants of his “Spiritual Warrior” self-help retreat near Sedona in 2009 that, when they emerged from the sweat lodge, they will have “faced [their] own death.”He also apparently considers…

Daniel Wayne Cook Files Last-Ditch Petition to Avoid Execution

Give it up, bub…After sitting on death row for more than two decades, Daniel Wayne Cook is still fighting to avoid his date with the executioner’s needle, which happens to be less than a month away.Cook’s attorneys filed a petition to review his death sentence, claiming he suffers from  post-traumatic…