Avondale Man Gets Life for Murder of Girlfriend’s 3-Year-Old Daughter

An Avondale man convicted of murdering his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter was in Maricopa County Superior Court this morning where Judge Janet Barton sentenced him to life in prison. Alvaro Holguin Duarte pleaded guilty to the 2008 murder of Alisandra Oliviana Romero, his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter. On November 17, 2008, police were…

Morning Poll: Are You a “Miserable” Phoenix Sports Fan?

Yesterday, Forbes Magazine ranked Phoenix as the third “most miserable” professional sports city in the entire country — behind only Atlanta and Seattle.The publication cites the Phoenix-area’s four major pro sports teams’ — the Phoenix Suns, Arizona Cardinals, Phoenix Coyotes, and Arizona Diamondbacks — and their one championship in 92…

Prosecutors Seek Gag Order for Autopsies of Tucson Shooting Victims

Federal prosecutors working on the trial of Jared Loughner, the lone suspect in the January 8, shooting rampage in Tucson, have requested a gag order that would bar the release of the autopsies of the six people killed during the attack.The request was made to U.S. District Judge Larry Burns…

James Ray Death Lodge Trial Starts Today

The manslaughter trial for snake oil salesman James Arthur Ray is set to kick off in Yavapai County courtroom today, and it will be televised live on the In Session network thanks to a ruling from Judge Warren Darrow.Ray’s been charged with three counts of manslaughter for the October 2009…

Morning Poll: Who’s, Um, Classier — Joe Arpaio or Charlie Sheen?

When one candidate’s quoted as saying — amongst several (several) other douchey remarks —  “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special…like I’m not a bitchin’ rock star from mars,” and the other’s tried to publicly vilify an elementary school, determining which’s the classier asshole isn’t easy. Yet Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and…

Male Nurse Busted Dateline-Style Trying to Have Sex With Kid

It may come as a shock to some, but for the most part, underage children are not hanging out in seedy Internet chat rooms looking for sex with dirty old men. Cops posing as children looking to bust perverts, however, often are. Inexplicably, the aforementioned perverts will often take the…

Joe Arpaio Pissy About Being Un-invited to Read at Elementary School

What’s the proper way to respond if you’re a government official who’s asked to read to elementary school students, then told you’ve been un-invited because you’re too controversial? If you have even a shred of class, you say “I’m sorry you feel that way,” and move on. If you’re Maricopa…

Herman Cain Favored by Tea Partiers For Presidential Run. Take That, NAACP

The Tea Partiers were in Phoenix over the weekend for the group’s first ever “American Policy Summit,” and according to a straw poll conducted during the conference, Georgia businessman Herman Cain, a black guy, is favored to be the allegedly racist Party’s candidate for president in the 2012 election.Cain, 65,…

Jonathan Burns Sentenced to Death for Murder of Jackie Hartman

The man convicted in the 2007 murder of a Gilbert woman was sentenced to death in a Maricopa County Court this afternoon.Jonathan Burns, 29, was found guilty of first-degree murder, kidnapping, sexual assault, and misconduct with a weapon for the January 28, 2007, murder of Jackie Hartman. Today he learned…

Arizona’s Batty Abortion Bills to be Heard in House

Two bizarre/completely unnecessary bills regarding abortion go before the full House in the Arizona Legislature today.Last week, the House gave initial approval to a bill that would require women getting an abortion to sign a document promising they aren’t aborting the pregnancy based on sex, and another promising they aren’t…

Bizarre Phoenix Murder Has Cops Baffled

A strange shooting in west Phoenix over the weekend has left a 22-year-old woman dead and police scratching their heads.About 2 a.m. yesterday, two women were driving home from a party in west Phoenix. The women got into an argument, Phoenix police say, and stopped the car at a tire…

Dead Body Armed With Fully Loaded AK-47 Found in Vekol Valley

The dead body of a man was found laying on top of a fully loaded assault rifle in the Vekol Valley earlier this week, and because the man was Hispanic, authorities, per usual, are going on the assumption that he’s an illegal immigrant.About 9:40 a.m. on Monday, a ranger from…

They’re Heeere; Tea Partiers Invade Phoenix

If you’re feeling a vibe in Phoenix today that’s dramatically crazier more Conservative than usual, there’s a reason: the Tea Partiers have arrived.Thousands of Tea Partiers are flocking to Phoenix today for the first ever “American Policy Summit.”Sarah Palin, as we noted last week, will not be in attendance (she’s…