Three Pooches Put Down After Attacking Arizona City Boy Last Month

The three dogs that attacked an Arizona City boy last month have been euthanized, Pinal County officials confirm to New Times.The dogs had been in mandatory quarantine after mauling the 10-year-old victim so badly he needed to be medevaced to a Phoenix hospital for treatment on January 19…

James Ray’s Lawyers Want Trial Moved to Phoenix

Lawyers for snake-oil salesman/”spiritual warrior” James Arthur Ray want the Oprah-approved “self-help” guru’s manslaughter trial moved from Yavapai County to a court in the Phoenix area.Ray’s attorneys don’t believe it’s possible for their client to get a fair trial in Yavapai County because of  extensive media coverage of the case…

Pinal County Man Charged With Murder in Drowning Death of Cousin

A Pinal County man has been charged with murder after police say he kidnapped and then drowned his own cousin.Humberto Hernandez-Hernandez, 18, was arrested last week for the drowning murder of his cousin, 21-year-old Mauricio Gonzalez.According to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office, on January 22, deputies received a call from…

American Idol Introduces World to Most Annoying Couple in Scottsdale

Trying to identify the most annoying lovebirds in Scottsdale is no easy task, but the folks at American Idol appear to have done it.Last night, a Scottsdale couple — who’re already billed as Idol’s first “power couple” — appeared on the show. They hold hands, finish each other’s sentences, and make…

Pinal County Perv Tells Cops He Can’t Stop Molesting Little Girls

A Pinal County pervert admitted to police that he can’t stop molesting little girls and he needs to go to jail — that was only after police suspected him of molesting a 9-year-old family friend.The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office got information that 72-year-old Salvador Valentin had molested the 9-year-old daughter…

The Susan Brock Sex Scandal

The sexual relationship between Susan Brock, the now-estranged wife of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, and a teenage boy didn’t start with a kiss. It started with a handjob in the backseat of Brock’s Lexus as it sat parked in a partially developed neighborhood near the Chandler airport in October…

Green Bay Packers: Five Signs You Might be a Fan (and a Hillbilly)

The Green Bay Packers are headed to the Super Bowl this Sunday, which means one thing for those of us in civilized society (a.k.a. anywhere but Wisconsin): we’re gonna have sit back and listen to the Midwestern drivel coming from the mouths of Packer fans for roughly the next week.Packer…

Body Found in Tempe Town Lake Confirmed to be Willie Jigba

The Tempe Police Department announced last night that the body found in Tempe Town Lake last week has been positively identified as Willie Jigba, a Tempe man reported missing more than two weeks ago.On Monday, authorities tentatively identified the body as Jigba’s. Yesterday, the medical examiner confirmed through fingerprint analysis…

Hells Angels Hater Mike Yevtuck Wants World to Know He Aint No Racist

The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club and this newspaper have an (ahem) interesting relationship. Every time we write about the gang (literally every time), the comment section of each blog post erupts with comments from people accusing the group of molesting children, cooking meth, and various other crimes. Members of the…