See also: Arpaio’s Republican National Convention Role Doesn’t Exist; He’ll Be at a Zoo After being relegated to a speaking role at a zoo near the Republican National Convention last week, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio now is listed as being a speaker at a farm near the Democratic National Convention this…
See also: Best Alter Ego – 2010: Ben Quayle (a.k.a. Brock Landers)See also: Is Jason Rose Behind “The Dirty” Bomb Dropped on Ben Quayle? Shortly after Republican Congressman Ben Quayle conceded the primary election to Congressman David Schweikert, there was already a job offer waiting for Quayle — the return…
Edward Sauceda is probably the only person on earth with the Arizona Cardinals logo tattooed on his face, as we could only find one other photo of a Cardinals face tattoo on Google images — Sauceda’s mugshot from 2009.Sauceda was actually arrested the week before the Cardinals lost to the…
UPDATE: Don’t worry, everyone, Graham says the cats were sneaking into his car and running a fight club. If you’re wondering who would steal their neighbor’s cat and smash it up behind a strip mall — 39-year-old Scott Graham would, according to Mesa police.Once he was caught in the act…
See also: Investigating Joe ArpaioSee also: The Feds Have Evidence That Joe Arpaio Broke the LawSee also: No Charges for Arpaio: U.S. Closes Criminal Investigation of Maricopa SheriffSee also: Joe Arpaio’s Early Christmas Gift from President Obama, U.S. Attorney’s Office The U.S. Attorney’s Office announced on Friday evening on that…
Laurie Kelly told the cops she has “a manic sexual rage inside of her which she cannot control, and needed to have sex.”Because of this, police say she gave beer to some random homeless people in a Mesa park and told them to watch her 6-year-old kid while she went…
See also: GOP Candidate Doesn’t Want “Middle Easterners” in U.S. Republican congressional candidate Gabriela Saucedo Mercer says the campaign for her Democratic opponent, Congressman Raul Grijalva, was deceptive about her comment that she doesn’t want “Middle Easterners” in the United States.Mercer’s piss-poor explanation: Grijalva’s campaign failed to mention that she talked…
See also: Russell Hofstad Broke Into a Warehouse, Skinned a Cat, Wore Tail as NecklaceSee also: Russell Hofstad Pleads Guilty to Burglary… and Cat Crimes Russell Hofstad will be going to prison for a couple years, in part for burglary, and in part for killing a cat, snacking on a…
See also: Shapiro/Gaudet Murders: Slightly Less Redacted Police Reports ReleasedSee also: Michael Crane “Refused” to Go to Court TodaySee also: See also: Michael Crane Indicted in Murders of P.V. Couple and Bruce GaudetSee also: P.V. Murders: Heavily Redacted Arrest Report Released The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office announced that it will…
Folks, Governor Jan Brewer says President Obama is the man who should win the election in November, because she believes he’ll secure our borders, then fix the rest of this country…
See also: Michael Salman Indicted for AHCCCS Fraud, Faces Multiple Felony Charges Ex-gang member/Pastor Michael Salman and his wife are accused of defrauding AHCCCS — the state’s Medicaid program — to the tune of $73,000.Salman, the one-time party headliner for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, was indicted by a grand jury on…
See also: Michael Salman wants to build a church in his backyard See also: Michael Salman is not in jail for having Bible studies in his home See also: Michael Salman claims his “right to hold Bible studies in jail” was violated See also: Joe Arpaio and Michael Salman keep…
See also: Alleged LulzSec Hacker Busted in PhoenixSee also: Arizona Department of Public Safety Hacked by LulzSec A second Valley man has been arrested and accused by the feds of hacking into Sony Pictures’ computer systems as an alleged member of the hacking group Lulzsec.Raynaldo Rivera, a 20-year-old Tempe resident,…
See also: Oakland Raiders Come to Town, Someone Gets ShotSee also: Glendale Police Say Cardinals Fan Shot the Raiders Fan Glendale police say investigators will be sending their findings to the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office to determine possible charges in the shooting outside of the University of Phoenix Stadium two…
Republican congressional candidate Gabriela Saucedo Mercer would prefer that people like Jesus Christ or Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu not come to the United States — “legally or illegally” — because they’re “Middle Easterners.”Those ideas came out of her mouth in an interview from a year ago, which was posted…
Republican Congressman-turned-lobbyist Matt Salmon is now a Republican nominee for Congress in Arizona’s Fifth Congressional District, after he defeated former state House Speaker Kirk Adams last night. The win all but assures him the Congressional seat in the heavily Republican district, though he will face a Democratic challenger in November…
Yesterday, Governor Jan Brewer got about 30 seconds to announce who Arizona’s delegates were supporting at the Republican National Convention, and she managed to pack a bunch of awkward stuff into that 30-second window…
Republican state Senator Ron Gould will not be bringing his flat-top haircut, cowboy mustache, or his shotgun to Congress — because he’s not going.Freshman Congressman Paul Gosar will win the race fairly easily, especially since ebmattled Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu opted not to continue his run after he got…
As expected, Republican U.S. Senate candidate Wil Cardon spent millions of dollars of his own money for Congressman Jeff Flake to give him a ballot-box ass-whupping.As soon as the early ballots were counted, it was clear everyone could tuck in the kids early, because it was never close — ever…
Republican Congressman Ben Quayle’s time in Congress officially has an expiration date.Quayle broke the news to his supporters in Scottsdale at 10 p.m., announcing that he’d just conceded the primary race to fellow freshman Congressman David Schweikert…
See also: Legislators Send 20-Week Abortion Ban Bill to GovernorSee also: Appeals Court Delays 20-Week Abortion Ban at Least Two More Months For some reason, the rumor is being passed around again that Governor Jan Brewer signed legislation declaring a woman’s pregnancy officially begins two weeks before conception.Even though the…
See also: Colorado City Sued by Justice Department See also: Mohave County Sheriff’s Office to Patrol Colorado CitySee also: Someone Buried a Cat on Ex-FLDS Member’s PropertySee also: New Times special report: Polygamy in Arizona Colorado City and its neighboring town of Hildale — the former stomping grounds of child-rapist…
