A Yuma man found Cocopah Police Chief James Spurgeon’s gun the other day — because the man’s 6-year-old son was pointing it right at him.The Yuma Police Department is investigating the incident, as a police spokesman says Spurgeon left it at an acquaintance’s apartment in the city…
The Arizona Diamondbacks are playing such great baseball right now that the Cincinnati Reds’ starting pitcher last night, 35-year-old Bronson Arroyo, hit a go-ahead homer.The Diamondbacks have successfully lost four games in a row after being swept by the San Diego Padres over the weekend, so in the words of…
See also: Arizona Legislators Want Construction to Start on Border Fence Arizona’s “Joint Border Security Advisory Committee” is looking to start building the dang fence on the border as soon as possible, and they’ve got enough money to build a good 528 feet of it.The committee is not even close…
Arizona’s “Joint Border Security Advisory Committee” is looking to start building the dang fence on the border as soon as possible.Even better, they have enough money to build about 500 feet of that fence, which would leave the committee just 199.9 miles short of its goal of 200 miles of…
If your new girlfriend’s name is Latina Carr, you may want to take our advice and not give your phone number to another woman.That’s because her last boyfriend was hiding in a bathroom at 6 a.m. yesterday, telling police Carr just stabbed him for allegedly getting a call from another…
The Justice Department is stopping by Maricopa County during tomorrow’s elections just to make sure no one’s being racist to an illegal degree.The agency announced this morning that it’s sending federal observers to three cities in Alabama, as well as Maricopa County to make sure everyone’s complying with the Voting…
See also: Topless Women Will Be Walking Around Phoenix This Weekend Yep, topless women walked around downtown Phoenix yesterday to protest against gender inequality.”Go Topless Day” was an international effort, and Jenna Duffy, the organizer of the local event, told New Times that if guys can walk down the street…
See also: Ben Quayle Accused of Swimming, Which Is a Scandal or SomethingSee also: Ben Quayle Confirms He Was in the Israeli Lake to “Secure a Jar of Water” If you’ve heard that Congressman Ben Quayle was the subject of an FBI investigation, you probably heard that from his primary…
Anthony Stuber and Peter Cardinale Stole From a Little Girl With Cancer Last week, the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office caught the two guys who allegedly stole donation jars meant for a 7-year-old girl who has cancer.It doesn’t come as a surprise, but Anthony Stuber and Peter Cardinale will be facing…
The school year just started, but there’s already a teacher accused of having sex with a student.This time, it’s 26-year-old Paradise Valley High School teacher Jordan Doneskey, who’s accused of sexing up a 17-year-old student — with approval from the girl’s mother, according to police.According to court documents obtained by…
See also: Is the Bloom Off the (Jason) Rose? The Scottsdale Polo Championships will be back this fall, thanks to the Scottsdale City Council unanimously approving the use of taxpayer money to fund almost half of the event’s budget.Scottsdale Mayor Jim Lane — who uses Valley P.R. hotshot Jason Rose’s…
See also: George Lopez Isn’t a Big Fan of That “Fat Motherf***er” Joe ArpaioJoe Arpaio’s Comeback to George Lopez: “Go Back to School” Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s star power seems to be approaching rock-bottom — he was relegated to a Tampa zoo instead of a speaking role at the Republican National…
When you type “why is Arizona” into Google, the search engine provides some of the more popular suggestions to complete your search, like “so hot,” “so racist,” “so boring,” and “so crazy.”Just about every state has it bad in Google’s court of public opinion, but that led us to finding…
See also: Dirtbags Steal Donation Jars With Funds for 7-Year-Old Girl With CancerSee also: Dirtbag Who Stole From Girl With Cancer Likes Bud Light Lime Anthony Stuber and Peter Cardinale are the kind of guys who would steal money from a little girl with cancer, according to the Pinal County…
See also: Joe Arpaio’s Trying to Find Out What He Can Do to Craigslist Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he’s “research[ing]”what he can do to Craigslist, after his deputies again found people on the website trying to have sex with dogs.Of course, this revelation came in the form of an attention-seeking…
See also: Bill Montgomery Declares War on Medical-Marijuana LawSee also: Tom Horne: Arizona Medical Marijuana Act Preempted by Federal LawSee also: Sheila Polk Misstates AZ U.S. Attorney’s Position on Medical MarijuanaSee also: Allan Sobol: Arizona’s Medical-Pot Martyr? Arizona’s supposed reputation for fightin’ the feds doesn’t seem to apply to the…
Sheriff Joe Arpaio will be in Tampa next week during the Republican National Convention.He’s not actually part of the convention, though — he’ll be giving a speech to an audience of people and exotic animals at a zoo about seven miles from the Tampa Bay Times Forum, where the actual…
See also: Daniel Patterson Calls it Quits, Resigns From HouseSee also: Ethics Investigators Say Daniel Patterson Has Got to GoSee also: Daniel Patterson Responds to Ethics Complaint Former Democratic state Representative Daniel Patterson was acquitted of the domestic-violence charges — part of an ethics complaint that would eventually cause him to…
See also: Joe Arpaio Warms Up the Typewriter to Complain to Craigslist (as Expected)See also: James Naylor Was Willing to Try a “Hung K9” — Joe Arpaio’s on the Case After finally cranking out his third letter to Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster — which will likely be tossed straight in…
For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants Quayle to stay in office — mostly because he’s a cool, young guy.”He’s my nigga,” Maupin tells New Times…
See also: ASU Student Says He Was Kicked Off Delta Flight Over Shirt Mocking TSA Yesterday, we told you about Arijit Guha, the Arizona State University Ph.D. student who says his shirt mocking the Transportation Security Administration led to him and his wife getting kicked off his flight returning to…
UPDATE: Delta’s statement has been added below. An Arizona State University Ph.D. student says his tee-shirt mocking the Transportation Security Administration led to him and his wife getting kicked off his flight returning to Phoenix over the weekend.It wasn’t the TSA that kicked them off the plane, though — Arijit…
