Janet Napolitano Pulls a Switcheroo on the Pro-Immigrant Crowd, Arpaio Scores a Latina Judge’s Recusal, plus Swastikas in Fountain Hills

287(G) BOOS You’d have to mine Davy Jones’ locker to discover the true depth of our Democratic ex-governor’s duplicity over the federal government’s 287(g) program, the new rules for which were announced with great fanfare by Janet Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security two weeks ago. The press was informed that…

“Retarded” German Killer Rudi Apelt Sentenced (Again)

Rudi Apelt, a German national whose brutal murder of a local woman led to a death sentence in 1989, got a reprieve from death row in May after his lawyers convinced a judge that he is mentally retarded.But Apelt won’t be getting out of prison anytime soon. Yesterday, Maricopa County…

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Links on Internet Likely Contain Viruses

  Image: Wikimedia Commons Computer hackers inadvertently came to the rescue of ESPN sportscasting hottie Erin Andrews, scaring off would-be voyeurs from downloading a peeping Tom’s video because of a threat of computer viruses. Confession: We found this out on the Internet while searching for the video. Not that we ever would have downloaded…

Harold Fish Released From Prison; Goddard Wants to Put Him Back In

  A former schoolteacher from Tolleson walked out of a Buckeye prison a free man on Tuesday following a successful appeal of his conviction in a shooting he says was in self defense. The West Valley View describes how Harold Fish, 62, (at right) plans to go camping and fishing, and that…

Neo-Nazi Oi Fest II Scheduled for October 24 in Tonopah, Arizona

What could it be that draws neo-Nazis to western Maricopa County town of Tonopah? Desert vistas pregnant with ennui? The occasional corpse dumped next to the Interstate? Exhaust from the Palo Verde Nuclear Power Plant? Whatever it is, Tonopah will once more be the place for the booted and braced come…

ASU Offers Classes for Businesses Looking to Use Stimulus Funds; Level of Scrutiny by Feds to be “Unprecedented”

Federal handouts come with long, twisted regulatory strings attached. Now, thanks to a series of new Arizona State University classes, stimulus-grabbing businesses can prepare for the bureaucratic onslaught.The classes are being offered by a side-gig of the ASU’s Ira A. Fulton’s School of Engineering called the Alliance for Construction Excellence,…

Hot Links: Coyotes, Dogs in Heat, and Dead Sharks in the Road

A Maricopa County Superior Court judge ruled that the city of Glendale must reveal records by Friday that show what incentives it’s offering to a new owner of the Phoenix Coyotes ice-hockey team. Among the potential team buyers are Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, and Daryl Jones of Research Edge…

Max Dunlap, Mastermind of 1976 Don Bolles Car Bombing, Dies in Prison

  Max Dunlap, who was convicted in 1993 of masterminding the 1976 fatal carbombing of Arizona Republic reporter Don Bolles, died in prison today at the age of 80. Dunlap, a jury concluded, ordered the attack on Bolles. Dunlap always asserted his innocence, and the Republic story linked above notes…

The Marijuana Militia’s Been Activated to Bring Medicinal Dope to Arizona

  In the 1997 Quentin Tarantino film Jackie Brown, Robert DeNiro’s character walks into an apartment and finds Bridget Fonda’s flakey blonde character watching television with bong in  hand. He says to her: “You know that shit will kill your ambition.” She replies: “Not if your ambition is to get stoned and watch TV” Here…