The Rep’s reportorial kitty cat: I could Google 9/11, but then I’d have to get off my ass. Following the East Valley Tribune’s verbal BJ of the 9/11 Accountability Conference taking place in Chandler this weekend, the Arizona Repugnant ran a totally uncritical puff piece on the confab in today’s…
On Tuesday afternoon, January 16, an old man walked into the administrative office of a small charter school on the high desert plains north of Prescott. He was skinny, with floppy jowls that made him look like the Bitter Beer Face man of the old Keystone ads. But other than…
When Ryan McKay was in his early teens, he took his girlfriend to check out some regional band that had achieved a certain local-hero status back in his home state of Illinois, and afterward, they all went back to party in the band’s hotel room. Which was great until the…
This ornery oriole’s been crowin’ loud and proud (“Denier’s Conference,” February 1) over the fallout from its revelation that Eric D. Williams, former director of this weekend’s 9/11 Accountability Conference in Chandler, is a Grade-A Holocaust denier, with a book to prove it. Williams’ The Puzzle of Auschwitz posits that…
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger keep putting his foot in his mouth and talking smack about Mexicans? To my understanding, his wife Maria is of Mexican descent. He’s not only humiliating nuestra raza, but his wife, too. Please give the readers and me some input on the Governator. Deep Sea Angler…
Burning Issue Should be kerosene and not heard: New Times should be ashamed of itself for giving so much space to a big old dyke nut like Laine Lawless (“Burn, Baby, Burn!”, Stephen Lemons, February 15), who has no credibility even among anti-illegal-immigrationist assholes. That Chris Simcox will have nothing…
Imagine that cleavage covered in vanilla pudding. This week’s Wednesday wench is a hella-voluptuous vixen, a va-va-voom Venus with the kinda curves that’re a throwback to the screen sirens of the fabulous ’50s, babes like Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, and so on. You might run into Miss Nicole…
No, Phil, you’re supposed to stick the gun in your mouth… Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is a major dweeb, the kinda guy who probably got his lunch money stolen from him when he was in grade school, who now desperately curries favor with anyone and everyone to get them to…
Trib Editor Jim Ripley says the paper doesn’t need any more 9/11 sources: These will do. In an example of incredible numbskullery and piss-poor reporting, even for that rumor of a newspaper known as the East Valley Tribune, Trib reporter Chris Markham penned a front page story that ran on…
Air America Phoenix Scaredy-cat radio jock Jeff Farias: Whoa, Jeff, is that 40-weight in your hair, or what? Kent Knudson was on Jeff Farias’ 1480 KPHX show “The Truth to Power Hour” today to talk about the 9/11 Accountability Conference, and when it became obvious that Farias was just gonna…
Alleged vampirish vixen Tiffany Sutton: Is she a man eater? None other than “Mr. Mike,” aka Michael O’Donoghue, renowned comedy writer for National Lampoon, Saturday Night Live , and others, once stated that, “I like my women like I like my eggs — scrambled.” And indeed there’s something really hot…
Obama: Young, smart, good-lookin’, with charisma out the wazoo. Hey, I’m a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat and even I can’t stand Hillary Clinton! I mean, she just comes off as a royal, Class A bitch. I loved Bill Clinton. Would be great if we could change the Constitution so he could be…
www.nizkor.org Holocaust denier Ernst Zundel in better days… Being a scribbler myself, I generally don’t think people should be jailed for expressing themselves, even if they traffic in distortions, falsehoods and racist propaganda. Still, I have to say I take perverse pleasure in reading about a Holocaust denier like Ernst…
Undue Process That’s the ticket!: I was ticked off when I read your photo-radar story (“Gotcha!,” Ray Stern, February 8). That corporations can get out of the tickets is outrageous enough, but that city governments — in towns that employ photo radar to nail drivers, no less — don’t pay…
With her silver power-mullet, support hose, and ankle-length leopard-print skirt, Laine Roberta Lawless is a cross between Ma Barker, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and South Park school-bus driver Mrs. Crabtree (minus the bird in her hair). Actually, Lawless, 57, is more like the Carrie Nation of the anti-illegal-immigration movement, but…
Shortly before the 2004 presidential election, Dale Schwartz decided to register to vote. “It was a big election, and everyone was stressing how important it was,” says Schwartz, a Phoenix resident. “Honestly, I just had had enough of Bush.” Alas, the bill collector, now 55, didn’t get his way, as…
Dear readers: Mucho comments about my February 1 column regarding the metamorphosis of Mexican names into seemingly wacky nicknames — Nini from Alejandrina, for instance, or Chely from Araceli. I argued such changes occurred thanks to linguistic laws; some of you had other theories. Here are the best: Here’s what…
So whose idea was it to put a Holocaust denier in charge? Looks like convicted felon Kent “Cow Killer” Knudson, the “chief cook” of the 9/11 deniers’ conference in Chandler, has finally removed the names and pics of those who’ve bailed on his sinking ship of a symposium. At last,…
www.Tempe12.com Brown-eyed siren Leah, a V-day gift from above. If last week’s Wednesday dime was naughty, this week’s is so sweet just gazing at her pics will fill your grill with cavities. Tempe 12 Covergirl Leah was born on Valentine’s Day exactly 21 years ago, and imagine if you will…
The BBC’s John Cleese welcomes Pat Curley on the show: “Now, Pat, what’s up with all these 9/11 moon-howlers, old chum?” Bravo to PHX’s own anti-moonbat blogger Pat “Give ‘Em Hell” Curley of ScrewLooseChange, who was on The BBC’s “The World Today” this afternoon (our time) opposite Loose Change twerps…
from www.wikipedia.org A Rotroscoped Alex Jones from his A Scanner Darkly cameo. Totally forgot to mention this when I reported on Dylan Avery bowing out of the 9/11 Chandler conference, but talk radio conspiranut Alex Jones has also announced he won’t be at the conference, according to the razor-sharp folks…
www.911Accountability.org White-boy Muslim prof Kevin Barrett denies he’s a Holocaust denier. Nobody wants to be a Holocaust denier, not even a Holocaust denier like Eric Williams, author of The Puzzle of Auschwitz, and formerly the head of the 9/11 Accountability Conference. Same goes for Kevin Barrett, the controversial 9/11 conspiracy…
