How many nuts are left in the 9/11 Accountability can? Ask Kent Knudson. It’s less than two weeks before the 9/11 Accountability conference is to be held in Chandler, AZ, and a whole week after the AZ ACLU’s executive director Alessandra Soler Meetze withdrew her name as a participant. But…
http://www.myspace.com/loosechange911 Like a Rolling Stone: The other Dylan, Dylan Avery, rolls on past the Chandler 9/11 conference. As reported by the badass bloggers of ScrewLooseChange, Dylan Avery, director of the screwy-but-seminal 9/11 conspiracy theory flick Loose Change, has jumped ship on the unmitigated disaster that is the Chandler 9/11 Accountability…
“Goodbye, Norma Jean…” Anna Nicole and I, moments before she buried my grill in her massive cleavage. Can someone punch up Elton John’s Candle in the Wind? Yes, as our year of national mourning begins for Anna Nicole Smith, with zeppelin-like statues to be erected in her honor and her…
Don’t speed or run red lights. (Don’t run red lights. Well, okay, but never speed? Hello!) Know where the cameras are: Paradise Valley: Three intersections with red light and speed cameras: Tatum Boulevard and Lincoln Drive, Tatum Boulevard and McDonald Road, and Lincoln Drive and Mockingbird Lane. The Town also…
Fascist and Furious What do you want the boy to do?: For the first time since living in Arizona, I’m truly afraid. After reading the story of how Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his thugs rat-fucked (as the Nixon Administration used to say) Dan Saban and got away with it (“Boob’s…
Dear Readers: Gracias to all of ustedes who submitted pictures for my racist Mexican restaurant logo contest — they were all muy bueno. Winners will be announced in a couple of weeks. In the meanwhile, say a spicy bienvenidos to readers of Las Vegas CityLife, the latest paper to carry…
With its cavernous spaces, handsome brick walls, and soaring ceilings supported by intricate wooden trusses, Bentley Projects is as easy on the eyes as any of the high-end artwork you might see on display there. Wandering through the upscale gallery, bookstore, and cafe that now occupy the space, it’s hard…
The beginning of last year was hectic for Francesca Cisneros, an energetic young businesswoman who was heading up a new mortgage office in Phoenix. She was working 12-hour-plus days, zooming around town to meetings with her phone earpiece under her long, dark hair and her Blackberry within arm’s reach. Cisneros,…
When prosecutors accused the owners of Ajo Al’s of violating the county’s health code and sickening diners, it took the restaurateurs seven months to get their day in court — but only four hours of testimony for the judge to toss out the charges against them. Arcadia Justice Court Judge…
www.southparkstudios.com With the Hardly Boys on the case, those “troofers” will be outed in no time. 9/11 conspiracy nuts causing you massive migraines? Tired of reading their retarded Web sites and watching their home made DVDs? Ready to hurl whenever some walleyed closet case tries to convince you the WTC…
www.myspace.com/ppgprez Imagine munching out on this Cookie… Please forgive. Late getting this post up due to technical difficulties. But we seem to be back in the saddle now. This week, our Wednesday wench is a pyromaniac in the sack with men and women alike, and oh don’t I wish I…
ACLU Director Meetze wises up to the ways of the 9/11 wackos. Though her name’s still up as a “Confirmed Speaker” on 911Accountability.org, AZ ACLU Director Alessandra Soler Meetze told me today that she’s withdrawing from the conference and has advised Kent Knudson that she will not be attending. Meetze…
by Pikaluk, from Wikimedia Commons Mad cow: Not a fan of Kent Knudson. Charles Goyette’s name is finally off the 911Accountability.org website. The 911 deniers have fought since Thursday to keep his name and pic on their site as a “Confirmed Speaker,” even though Goyette has been saying since that…
Charles Goyette: Yearning to breathe free… KFNX 1100 AM morning host Charles Goyette continues to be an online hostage of the 9/11 kooks on 911Accountability.org. Goyette’s name is all over the site; and he’s still listed as a “confirmed speaker,” though there’s the word “tentative” beside his pic. This morning…
Photographic evidence of the Holocaust: The Einsatzgruppen at work. Here’s the latest: Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the self-published tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has removed the free pdf of his book from his site www.whatreallyisthematrix.com, and apparently from Lulu.com, where people were able to buy it for download,…
www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Holocaust denier Eric Williams chills with one of his own wack-ass tomes. The bloggers at ScrewLooseChange just caught the fact that Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the Shoah-shirking book The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has been demoted from “Conference Director” to “vendor coordinator” in the last 24 hours or…
Resistence is futile, Earthlings, that’s why we flip you the bird… This week’s Friday poll of the New Times staff is a timely one, seeing that my favorite cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now being persecuted over this mess in Boston where harmless light boxes — devices meant to…
Micah (left) and Chris (right) welcome me to the par-tay… Your fearless Feathered Bastard ventured forth last night into enemy territory — the 5th anniversary party for AZPunk.com held at the Stray Cat Lounge in Tempe. This, after my fellow blogger BJK of Ear Infection fame all but called me…
He won’t be there: Goyette’s gonna take a pass on this one. Charles Goyette, morning host at KFNX 1100 AM, called me today to tell me that he had not confirmed his appearance at the Chandler 9/11 Accountability Conference to take place late February, and that in fact he had…
Williams site www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Shoah-shirker Williams, author of the twisted tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz Eric Williams does not want to be known as a Holocaust denier. After my interview with him for an item in this week’s Bird column titled “Deniers Conference,” in which I expose his views as written…
Sex, lies and audiotape: This plumed penman reckons that could’ve been the subhead for Paul Rubin’s New Times cover story last week on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s 2004 primary foe Dan Saban and Saban’s lawsuit seeking a million smackers over the smear tactics of Arpaio’s underlings, including Joe’s chief deputy David…
Highway to Heil Dangerous liaisons: What the hell is going on in this county? Are we living in Nazi Germany (“Boob’s Tube,” Paul Rubin, and “Doubting Thomas,” Sarah Fenske, both January 25)? Sheriff Joe Arpaio, his chief deputy David Hendershott, and County Attorney Andrew Thomas are three people who are…
