Jared Loughner Not Entirely Convinced That Gabrielle Giffords Is Alive

The competency report for Jared Loughner was released yesterday, and while the forensic psychologist reported that Loughner was competent to enter a plea, she noted several concerns about Loughner and his mental illness.Loughner — who pleaded guilty earlier this week to 19 charges related to last year’s Tucson shooting where…

Ben Quayle and David Schweikert Take Part in Forum, Say Mostly the Same Things but Use Different Words

If there are Republican voters in Arizona’s Sixth Congressional District who still can’t figure out which candidate’s position on issues most closely match their own, yesterday’s candidate forum in Scottsdale probably didn’t help.Congressmen Ben Quayle and David Schweikert said mostly the same things yesterday, just using different ways to describe…

Joe Arpaio and a Guy in a Dog Suit in You Write the Caption

By all appearances, that is a photo of the Sheriff of Maricopa County in a bowling alley, wearing some sort of floral-print shirt, and standing next to a guy in a dog suit.Fresh off giving testimony in the racial-profiling trial against him and his office, Arpaio was doing whatever it…

Phoenix Mexican Consulate Helps DREAMers Prepare for Deferred Action

The Mexican Consulate in Phoenix is assisting young undocumented immigrants applying for work permits through the Obama administration’s deferred action program. The new policy allows certain immigrants temporary relief from deportation if they qualify. Mexican government officials can’t tell U.S. immigration who to give the 2-year renewable work permits to,…

Do You Feel Sympathy for Executed Murderer Daniel Cook?

See also: Daniel Cook, Convicted Murderer With Tortured Past, Executed in Florence Daniel Cook was executed in Florence yesterday for the 1987 strangulation murders of 16-year-old Kevin Swaney and 26-year-old Carlos Cruz-Ramos in Lake Havasu City. Cook represented himself when he originally was sentenced to the death penalty for his heinous crimes…

Ask a Mexican on Culeros and Sexual Deviancy

So often when we see Mexican bands perform in the U.S. and Mexico, the crowd at some point starts chanting “¡Cu-le-ro!” (“Ass-hole!”). Why does the crowd yell “Cu-le-ro” at a band that they seemingly adore and paid a lot of money to see perform? Even fellow Latinos are really confused…

A Woman Was Held in Jail Because Authorities Thought She Was Illegal

Many a dumb redneck has called my voicemail to leave some anonymous anti-Mexican rant and wonder about my use of the word “nativism” to describe the plague of hate that has engulfed this state for several years. So here’s a definition for the knuckle-draggers, borrowed from American historian John Higham:…