On White Boys and Not Having an English Equivalent

I’m a pan blanco and my wife is puertorriqueña. Our son basically looks white, while a casual observer might admit that there is some Latin going on there. I’m not sure how this pertains to my question — it may or may not be worth mentioning. Our son is a…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, March 4, 2010

DANGEROUS JOKES Joe and Andy’s stinky little mess: Your story on the court tower was amazing. It really put everything with Andrew Thomas and Joe Arpaio into perspective. They were angry about their budgets getting slashed, so they did the only thing they know how — lash out with venom…

March 3 In Blogs: Johnny Cash, Il Terrazzo, and John McCain

In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Feathered Bastard: Margaret Regan’s The Death of Josseline, and Why We Need to Get Her to Phoenix…

Little League Umpire Company Rips Off Umpires for More Than $25K

A Payson couple is in some hot water today after being arrested for swindling more than $25,000 from 35 Little League umpires the pair employed.William Werner, 44, and wife, Bonnie Huffman, 40, owners of Arizona Desert Umpires, were contracted to provide east Valley Little League games with umpires.The couple succeeded…

John McCain Releases Video Bringing Up J.D. Hayworth’s Ties to Jack Abramoff; Mighty Bold for Someone Living in a Glass House

Oh, yeah, John McCain went there.Senator McCain’s campaign released a Web video today discussing his GOP primary opponent J.D. Hayworth’s connections to disgraced Washington D.C. lobbyist Jack Abramoff.Check the video out here.We had a feeling bringing up Jack Abramoff would create a political pissing match over which candidate has the…

Brophy Teen Killed During Road Relay Had Olympic Roots

The Brophy College Preparatory teen, who was hit by a car over the weekend and died yesterday from his injuries, has Olympic family roots dating back to 1960 and what is now known as “The Forgotten Miracle.”Robert Mayasich, 18, a budding young athlete and from all media accounts a stand-up…

Hot Links: Cactus League, Quadruplets, and Bearzona Park

The Arizona Senate voted yesterday to kill a proposal that would have made text-messaging while driving illegal in the state. The proposed legislation would have called for $50 fines for violators, or $200 fines if the driver was involved in an accident while texting. There weren’t enough Senate votes to…

Senator Scott Brown’s Coming to Phoenix to Hit the Stump for John McCain

The Massachusetts Republican who eeked out an unlikely victory in his own U.S. Senate election last month will be in the Valley later this week to campaign for Senator John McCain, The Maverick’s campaign announced today.Senator Scott Brown, who won the hearts of GOPers everywhere by becoming the first Republican to…

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Under Investigation by Attorney General Over Fishy Bank Accounts, TV Station Reports

The Arizona Attorney General has launched a probe of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office over bank accounts kept separate from normal county accounts and over the money from these accounts getting spent without approval from an outside agency, a television station reports.The money in question: the Sheriff’s Office’s RICO fund, which includes confiscated…

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas’ Staff Advised “Special Prosecutor” Wilenchik on New Times Case

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas has been pushing the Board of Supervisors to appoint a private attorney as independent special prosecutor on matters involving county officials — offering “ironclad” representations that the independent prosecutor will be “absolutely independent.”But newly released documents obtained by New Times show that the last time…