On Catering to Americans and Wearing Condoms

Siempre, the wisest words that appear in this column come from ustedes, y the following two cartas prove this maxim. The first one addresses my year-end column, in which a working-class gabacho insisted his people apapachan a Mexicans mucho: Half-Mexican here. I was fortunate enough to catch your column while…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, January 21, 2010

TURNING UP THE HEAT Nice to know: It’s gratifying to learn, since reading the Michael Lacey article that appeared at the end of the year, that grand juries are looking into the actions of Joe Arpaio and his henchmen at the state and federal levels (“Joel Fox Testifies Before Grand…

Phoenix Man Blames PetCo for Case of Rat-Bite Fever (Whatever That is)

We’ve heard of all sorts of fevers — cat-scratch, valley, fevers where the only prescription is “more cow-bell” — but we weren’t familiar with the variety that a Phoenix man claims made him “violently ill,” prompting a lawsuit against PetCo.George Heitzman claims he contracted something called rat-bite fever after he bought…

John McCain’s Wife and Daughter Pose for Pro-Gay-Marriage Campaign Pictures

John McCain’s wife and daughter recently posed for a photographer’s campaign to repeal a California ban on gay marriage, putting them at odds with the Arizona senator’s position on the matter. Cindy McCain followed the lead of her daughter, Meghan, who posed for photographer Adam Bouska back in June with a symbolic piece…

Phoenix Meth-Head Viciously Beats His 85-year-old Mom

A Phoenix meth addict woke up from his pipe dream early Sunday morning and began viciously attacking his 85-year-old mother, thinking his house was under attack by an intruder. The woman, Eva Fitzgerald, called 911 just after 2:30 a.m. and told police that her son was hitting her. Operators could…

Reason Magazine Assails Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler”

Reason, the influential libertarian magazine devoted to “free minds and free markets,” has published a piece criticizing Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler.”The piece was published online yesterday.In it, senior editor Radley Balko explains that “[f]or all of Arpaio’s tough on crime preening, Thomas may actually be…

Mug Shot of the Week: Cardinals Super Fan

This is one of the few haircuts we’ve ever seen that may be dumber than the “blown out” Long Island locks Paulie D sports on Jersey Shore. This Arizona Cardinals super-fan was originally seen on The Smoking Gun and his mug was brought to our attention by our friends at Heat City, who find…