Shaq Sues Phoenix Clothing Company Over Use of Word “Shaqtus”

The Phoenix Suns former big man (and ex-Sherriff’s, um, deputy), Shaquille O’Neal, is suing a Phoenix man for use of the nickname Shaq received when he first came to the desert. The word in question — like the Valley’s great saguaro cactus — exists almost nowhere else in the world. That…

State Representative Judy Burges Proposes “Birther” Bill for Arizona

Representative Judy Burges is at it again. The Skull Valley Republican, who’s introduced such laughable legislation as the “I didn’t pay enough fund,” which asks taxpayers to donate money to the state to help Arizona out of it’s current financial nightmare, has introduced a new bill that feeds the controversial fire…

Alleged Killer of Speed-Camera Operator May be Claiming Crazy

The trial for the man accused of murdering a speed-camera operator as he sat parked on a Valley freeway has been delayed so psychologists can determine whether he is competent to be tried.Thomas Patrick Destories, 68, was scheduled to stand trial on January 11 for a first-degree murder charge stemming…

Cardinals Get Blown Out in Disappointing Conclusion to Streaky Season

“[The Cardinals] defense is effing worthless” and “if Neil Rackers has a job tomorrow I’m becoming a Saints fan” were two of several utterances that could be overheard at the Cadillac Ranch in Tempe by disgruntled fans after the Cards 45-14 loss to the New Orleans Saints on Saturday. And they…

Hot Links: MLK Awards, the Band-Aid Bandit, and P.F. Chang’s

An ASU student has been awarded a 2010 Martin Luther King Servant-Leadership Award. Dominck Hernandez is a senior business major from ASU’s Polytechnic campus, and he was recognized for founding student groups for sustainability and leadership and success, as well as his activism in protesting the university’s budget cuts…Chad Biggs,…

Footage of Phoenix Cop on Horseback Pepper Spraying Anarchists

A YouTube video by “dorkatron” showing a cop on horseback deploying her pepper sprayI was just sent a link to this YouTube video above showing the female officer on horseback from Saturday’s march, pepper-spraying the anarchists who’ve surrounded her. At least, they appear to be mostly anarchists, with clichéd black…