Joe Arpaio’s Shoes Spit-Shined by Phoenix Magazine

Most of the media types in this town have no problem donning their kneepads for Sheriff Joe Arpaio. See Also: Joe Arpaio B-Day Bomb: Judge Wants Monitor in Melendres Al Sharpton: Joe Arpaio, “Arrogant,” Racial Profiling a “National Disgrace” Joe Arpaio and the MCSO Need a Court-Appointed Babysitter in the…

Joe Arpaio B-Day Bomb: Judge Wants Monitor in Melendres

For Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s 81st birthday, he’s not getting 81 whacks on the fanny from federal Judge G. Murray Snow. Rather, in a hearing today at the Sandra Day O’Connor U.S. Courthouse in downtown Phoenix, Snow signaled that he’s inclined to give the aged autocrat something even less welcome, for…

Joe Arpaio’s B-Day Wish? Your Money, Of Course

He’s raped public coffers, cost taxpayers tens of millions to pay for the lawsuits resulting from his malfeasance, swiped $100 million from voter protected funds for his pet projects, and now he wants the county to fork over more millions to appeal a federal judge’s finding that his office has…

J.T. Ready Gets the Playboy Treatment

Ready and Pearce, tied at the hip for all eternity as far as I’m concerned It may be neo-Nazi mass-murderer J.T. Ready’s version of Valhalla. Flanked by revealing images of Jennifer Lopez, each promising that you can “See her nude,” if you sign up for something called “Playboy Plus,” Ready…

Joe Arpaio’s Top Ten Bigoted Statements

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, guilty of racial profiling? You don’t say? Next thing, they’ll be telling us Zonies that we all live in a desert, or something. See Also: Judge Snow’s Decision Damns Not Just Arpaio, but All of Maricopa County Joe Arpaio’s Doomsday: Arpaio Loses ACLU Civil Rights Lawsuit, MCSO…