Arizona Now Official Billboard for Connecticut-Based Colt Gun Company

It’s official: As of yesterday, Arizona has become one of only two states in the country with an official state gun.Yee-ha.Following intense lobbying of state legislators by the Connecticut-based Colt gun company — and a few flicks of Governor Jan Brewer’s pen — the Colt single-action Army revolver is now…

Rebecca Zahau’s Family Rejects Suicide Theory

The family of the girlfriend of Scottsdale-based Medicis CEO Jonah Shacknai — who was found bound, naked, and hanging by her neck at Shacknai’s Coronado, California, mansion last week — rejects the theory that she committed suicide.The San Diego Sheriff’s Department is being pretty tight-lipped about the case, and hasn’t…

Diamondbacks Drop Second Straight to Brewers, This One in 10 Innings

Arizona Diamondbacks manager Kirk Gibson threw a rookie reliever, making his major-league debut, to the wolves on Wednesday night. As you might expect, it cost the D-Backs the game and a chance to gain ground in the standings after the first-place San Francisco Giants lost earlier in the day. Poor…

Joe Arpaio-Endorsed Matt Salmon on Joe Arpaio: “I Don’t Respect Him. I Don’t Think He’s Playing with a Full Deck.”

Yesterday, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio penned a gushing, illegal immigrant-themed endorsement for District 6 Congressional candidate Matt Salmon. Salmon responded with a glowing review of the sheriff’s job performance — which is a far cry from what former Congressman Salmon had to say about America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” a…

Morning Poll: Is ASU One of the “Douchiest Colleges” in America

GQ recently released its guide to our nation’s “Ivoriest Towers of douchery”: its list of the “douchiest” colleges in the country.Unlike the magazine’s 2009 “Douchiest Colleges” rankings, neither Arizona State University or University of Phoenix On-line made the cut — likely because the magazine has since switched from a top…

Ask a Mexican on SB 1070 and Cultural Identifications

You and your fellow law-breaking wetbacks don’t like Arizona’s SB 1070? Too damn bad. Trot back to Make-Sick-O and protest there — see where it gets you. If you’d work half as hard cleaning up your dump nation as you do sneak[ing] in here, your nation would be worth staying…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, July 21, 2011

SHOOT TO KILL Gun nuts feel manly — when they’re packin’ heat: There was no reason for Bill Russell to shoot this poor, crazy dude. If he were a real man, he would have taken care of it without the use of [violence] (“Deadly Force,” July 7; “Gun in Hand,” June…

Wanted: Night & Day Editor

Phoenix New Times has an immediate opening for a Night & Day editor. Candidates must be enthusiastic, outgoing, and detail-oriented. The Night & Day editor works closely with an assistant calendar editor and freelancers and must also write for our culture blog, Jackalope Ranch. This full-time position requires familiarity with…

Russell Pearce’s Lawyer Is Full of Bunk

I understand that lawyers need to make a buck, and usually I wouldn’t worry about one latching onto Republican state Senate President and recall boy Russell Pearce like a lamprey sucking the blood out of an alligator, but even so, Phoenix attorney Lisa Hauser is a joke. And not a…

Believe it or Not, Josh Baker’s a Sex Offender

The man to the right is 20-year-old Josh Baker. About three months ago, he moved to an apartment in Scottsdale — which wouldn’t be a problem if he weren’t a convicted sex offender required to let authorities know whenever he changes his address.Baker was sitting next to a trash can…

Joe Arpaio Gives Nod to Matt Salmon in District 6 Congressional Race

District 6 Congressional candidate Matt Salmon must have coughed up $2,000 really impressed Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio — the sheriff has penned a glowing endorsement for the former Republican congressman in his attempt to become a congressman once again.Salmon’s campaign today announced Arpaio’s endorsement. The theme of the political…

Arizona State University is Full of Douchebags, According to Buzzfeed

GQ recently released its “heavily researched, possibly stereotypey” guide to our nation’s “Ivoriest Towers of douchery.” Unlike the magazine’s 2009 “Douchiest Colleges” rankings, neither Arizona State University or University of Phoenix On-line made the cut — likely because the magazine has since switched from a top 25 format to a…