John Birch Society Less Radical Than Arizona Legislature

It’s an odd day in the annals of the Arizona legislature when members of the far-right John Birch Society — a conspiratorial-minded organization obsessed with the “New World Order,” the Federal Reserve, and the gold standard — actually sound saner than the Republinuts in control of the state House and…

James Ray’s Lawyers Want Trial Moved to Phoenix

Lawyers for snake-oil salesman/”spiritual warrior” James Arthur Ray want the Oprah-approved “self-help” guru’s manslaughter trial moved from Yavapai County to a court in the Phoenix area.Ray’s attorneys don’t believe it’s possible for their client to get a fair trial in Yavapai County because of  extensive media coverage of the case…

Birther Judy Burges’ Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for Killers

Let’s say you’ve just gunned down your best friend in a fit of rage over a gambling debt. Remorseful, you dial up 911 and tell the operator that your pal’s dead and it’s all your fault.Normally, such a confession, recorded on a 911 call, would pretty much guarantee a guilty…

Pinal County Man Charged With Murder in Drowning Death of Cousin

A Pinal County man has been charged with murder after police say he kidnapped and then drowned his own cousin.Humberto Hernandez-Hernandez, 18, was arrested last week for the drowning murder of his cousin, 21-year-old Mauricio Gonzalez.According to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office, on January 22, deputies received a call from…

American Idol Introduces World to Most Annoying Couple in Scottsdale

Trying to identify the most annoying lovebirds in Scottsdale is no easy task, but the folks at American Idol appear to have done it.Last night, a Scottsdale couple — who’re already billed as Idol’s first “power couple” — appeared on the show. They hold hands, finish each other’s sentences, and make…

Munnell Memo Investigation Complete, Report Due in a Week or So, Says Spokesman for Sheriff Paul Babeu

Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu’s office has finished an investigation into alleged misconduct by high-ranking Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office employees, says a spokesman for Babeu. Allegations in an internal memo penned by by Deputy Chief Frank Munnell, which surfaced in September, zeroed in on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s chief deputy, David Hendershott, but also mentioned Captain Joel Fox, of SCA infamy, and…

Pinal County Perv Tells Cops He Can’t Stop Molesting Little Girls

A Pinal County pervert admitted to police that he can’t stop molesting little girls and he needs to go to jail — that was only after police suspected him of molesting a 9-year-old family friend.The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office got information that 72-year-old Salvador Valentin had molested the 9-year-old daughter…

Phoenix Suns Beat Milwaukee Bucks to Creep Closer to .500

Gortat the Great made another appearance Wednesday as the Phoenix Suns knocked off the Milwaukee Bucks at US Airways Arena 92-77. Marcin Gortat, the Polish import who came to the Suns in a December trade, continued his weeklong string of stellar play for the Suns, scoring 19 points and pulling…

Ask a Mexican on Being a Gabacho and Switzerland

My gabacho friends look at me askance for being a gabacho who enjoys mariachi music. They, and even some of my Mexican friends, run and hide when I go a step further and start listening to the mournful ballads of Vicente Fernandez, backed up by — you guessed it —…

The Susan Brock Sex Scandal

The sexual relationship between Susan Brock, the now-estranged wife of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, and a teenage boy didn’t start with a kiss. It started with a handjob in the backseat of Brock’s Lexus as it sat parked in a partially developed neighborhood near the Chandler airport in October…

Arizona’s Medical-Marijuana Pioneers Don’t Know the Final Rules of the Game Yet — But They Are Certain of the Prize

At least one major dispute already has erupted among Arizona’s fledgling marijuana businesses. Al Sobol, one of the industry marketers featured in our earlier cover story about Proposition 203 (“Chronic Future,” November 25) filed a complaint in January with the U.S. Justice Department, alleging collusion between some would-be dispensary owners…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, February 3, 2011

TUCSONED Tucson will rise above: Great story on Tucson! Personally, I think [the city] will rise above this tragedy because it has a lot going on that’s positive (“Branded,” Amy Silverman, January 27). But, as you write, it will be known for the tragedy for a while. I would argue…

Recalling Russell Pearce

TARGET PEARCE Consider it a classic pincer move: two separate, ongoing efforts to recall the most powerful, hateful politician in Arizona, state Senate President Russell Pearce. First into battle was the irrepressible DeeDee Blase, founder of Somos Republicans, an organization loathed by wingnut GOPers and mainstream Democrats with almost equal…

Russell Pearce in a Pantsuit? Susana Martinez’s Much More Than That

You may have read of New Mexico’s newly-elected Republican Governor Susana Martinez’s executive order rescinding what she’s referred to as that state’s “sanctuary status,” and instructing state police to inquire into the immigration status of “criminal suspects” and report that info to the feds.Some have characterized this as New Mexico’s…