People in Illinois Can’t Stand Joe Arpaio — and He’s Lovin’ It

Most people wouldn’t see the fact that their mere presence in a state with nearly 13 million people inspires folks to give up their Saturday to head to a park to basically tell them “hey…I can’t stand you” as a good thing.Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio isn’t most people.Protesters are…

Attorney General Tom Horne in You Write the Caption

In honor of Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s move to essentially overthrow the Voting Rights Act of 1965 (which prompted our colleague Stephen Lemons to ask the question “what’s next, the de-abolition of slavery”) we figured we’d give readers a chance to sound off on old Horney.You Write the Caption’s…

Baby Gabriel Mom Elizabeth Johnson Actually Showed Up for Court Today

Elizabeth Johnson, the mother of missing baby Gabriel Johnson, was in court this morning, which is somewhat surprising — she’s skipped a total of four court appearances since she was first arrested in January of 2011, all while being in the custody of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.At the hearing,…

Trent Franks One of Top “Freedom Fighters” in Congress (According to Conservative Group That Apparently Ignores Franks’ Fear of Homosexuals)

Congressman Trent Franks is extremely vocal in his opposition of a woman’s freedom to choose whether to have an abortion. He’s equally vocal in his opposition of giving homosexuals the freedom to get married. But Franks’ insistence on playing the role of morality cop for abortion-seekers and homosexuals was apparently…

Three Dead, Two Wounded in Phoenix Apartment Shooting

Three people are dead and two were injured during an early-morning shooting at a Phoenix apartment complex.The shooting was reported just before 4 a.m. today at the Canterbury apartment complex near 23rd and Campbell avenues.Two men, ages 20 and 26, were pronounced dead at the scene. A woman, age 35,…

Sorry, John McCain, Wallow Fire Suspects U.S. Citizens. Confirmed

Remember earlier this year when Arizona Senator John McCain said “there is substantial evidence that some of these fires are caused by people who have crossed our border illegally.”They have set fires because they signal others, they have set fires to keep warm, and they have set fires in order…

Two Charged in Wallow Fire. Blaze Cost $79 Million to Put Out

The United States Department of Justice announced today that two men have been charged in connection with starting the Wallow fire, the behemoth blaze that destroyed a large portion of the Apache National Forest earlier this year.According to the DOJ, the two suspects, Caleb Joshua Malboeuf, 26, and David Wayne…

MCSO Raids Phoenix Days Inn in Today’s Illegal Immigrant Roundup

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s ghost “tweeters” this morning posted a message on the sheriff’s Twitter page saying Arpaio’s “getting ready for a big operation today.”That “big operation,” a spokesman for the MCSO confirms to New Times, is a raid of a Days in in central Phoenix in search of…

Susan Brock Pal Christian Weems Cops Plea in Evidence Tampering Case

A woman accused of attempting to destroy evidence in the Susan Brock child molestation case accepted a plea deal this morning that will likely keep her out of jail.Christian Weems, an old friend of the incarcerated estranged wife of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor charge…

“Rogue Panda” Not Actually on “Rampage” in Flagstaff

Contrary to an alert broadcast on an Arizona Department of Transportation-controlled electronic street sign, a “rogue panda” is not on a “rampage” in Flagstaff.Yesterday morning, motorists traveling on Fort Valley Road in Flagstaff were met with a sign that was supposed to warn drivers about no left turns at the…